[JOKES] Anthrax

PLEASE PROTECT YOURSELVES! This past weekend, I was doing some baking. It was getting late---I was tired so I decided to leave the cleanup mess until morning. The next morning, I was getting my coffee, and I noticed thousands of little tiny footprints in the flour on the countertop. Needless to

[JOKES] cinema

Äâàìà ãåéìúðè îòèâàò íà êèíî. Ôèëìúò å "Ïðèøúëåöúò". Â íàé-íàïðåãíàòèÿìîìåíò, êîãàòî ãåðîèíÿòà îùå ìàëêî è ùå áúäå èçÿäåíà îò Ïðèøúëåöà åäèíèÿò ñåïðîâèêâà:- ÑÅÉÂÍÈ ÑÀ ÌÀ, ÑÅÉÂÍÈ ÑÀ!