[JOKES] Priqten den i leka rabota na sve:)))

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[JOKES] heart attack

A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than

[JOKES] Service Too Busy??!!

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[JOKES] FMI poetry :-)

 èòåãðàëíàòà ëóäíèöà -Íà 30èíà êðà÷êè ïúò îò ñòåíàòà íà ïëà÷úò òàì íåéäå â õðàñòàëàêà íàìèðà ñå åäíà áàðàêà. Ñúñ âëèçàíåòî âúòðå îùå ñå ñáëúñêâàø ñ ëîãàðèòúì ìîùåí. Ïî êîðèäîðà òàíãåíñ òè÷à, ÷å ÔÌÈ ñå òóé íàðè÷à! Ïîïàäàø òóêà â ñâÿò çëîâåù - êîøìàðíà òðàíñöåäåíòíà ïåù.

[JOKES] Myje

Ïî ïîâîä äåíÿ íà ôåìèíèñòêîòî äâèæåíèå æóðíàëèñòè ïðîâåæäò àíêåòà ñúñ ñëåäíèÿ âúïðîñ:"Â êîè îáëàñòè âñå ïàê ìúæåòå ùå îñòàíàò íåçàìåíèìè"Âúçðàñòåí ãðàæäàíèí áåç çàìèñëÿíå îòãîâàðÿ:- Â Ìîíòàíñêà, â Ñîôèéñêà, â Áóðãàñêà...

[JOKES] Damned women drivers

While driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was