----- Original Message ----- From: "Valentin Tablan"
> A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 > year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom > closet to watch. The > woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not > realizing that the little boy is in there already. > > The little boy says, "Dark in here." > The man says, "Yes, it is." > Boy - "I have a baseball." > Man - "That's nice." > Boy - "Want to buy it?" > Man - "No, thanks." > Boy - "My dad's outside." > Man - "OK, how much?" > Boy - "$250" > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in > the closet together. > > Boy - "Dark in here." > Man - "Yes, it is." > Boy - "I have a baseball glove." > > The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, > "How much?" > Boy - "$750" > Man - "Fine." > > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go > outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my > baseball and my glove." > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" > Boy - "$1,000" > Father - "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that ...that is > way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and > make you confess." > > They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the > confession booth and he closes the door. > > The boy says, "Dark in here." > The priest says, "Don't start that shit again". > > =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
