A Few Zen Thoughts for Those Who Take Life Too Seriously
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright
until
you hear them speak.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Hard work pays off in the future.
Microsoft awards everyone who can explain
this...
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- Original Message -
From:
Stefan Kiryakov
To: Jokes
Sent: Monday, 16 June, 2003 12:32
Subject: [JOKES] Microsoft awards
everyone who can explain this
Microsoft awards everyone who
http://www.news.bg/article.php?cid=7pid=0aid=125768
:o)
Boris
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