[JOKES] za nachinaeshti teroristi

2002-05-18 Прати разговор Martin Anastasov
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[JOKES] Overworked!

2001-02-13 Прати разговор Martin Anastasov
Overworked!=--=For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and toomuch pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the

[JOKES] Software professional declaration

2001-02-02 Прати разговор Martin Anastasov
Software professional declaration: struct SoftwareProfessional { double salary; long lunches; float jobs; char unstable; void work; short tempers; };

[JOKES] algoritmi ....

2001-01-26 Прати разговор Martin Anastasov
Izwinqwam se za mrysniq ezik ot subject-a, ama towa si e originalniq subject - az samo preprashtam Versia 1 - V ekspresa "Burgas-Sofia" patuvat 4 useri i 4 programisti. Userite imat 4 bileta, a programistite samo 1. Zadava se kontroliora. Userite si davat biletite, a programistite se

[JOKES] Biseri - powecheto gi znaete, no ima i nowi :)

2001-01-16 Прати разговор Martin Anastasov
Lovim brimki (íàäïèñ íàä êúùà â Îáçîð) Íàòàøà Ðîñòîâà èñêàëà äà êàæå íåùî, íî îòâàðÿùàòà ñå âðàòà é çàòâîðèëà óñòàòà. (ó÷åíèê) Áàáà ìè æèâåå ñàìà íà ñåëî. Òÿ èìà åäíî êó÷åíöå è åäíà êîêîøêà. Êà÷åíà âúðõó åäèí ñòîë, òÿ êóäêóäÿêà ïî öÿë äåí. (ó÷åíèê) Ùå áúäà îòâîðåíà ñëåä 10