[JOKES] China to support USA against terrorism

Kitaj predlaga woenna podkrepa na USA w borbata protiw terorizma. Wzeto e reshenie kitajski wojski da nawlizat w teritoriqta na Afganistan na malki grupi ot po dwa miliona dushi... :-

[JOKES] Sportisti

Íà åäèí ñâåòîôàð Volvo ñå çàáèâà â åäèí äæèï ïúëåí ñ áîð÷åòà. Îò äæèïà èçëèçàò òðèìà çäðàâåíÿöè è ñå ïðèáëèæàâàò êúì Volvo-òî. Ïðîçîðåöúò íà øîôüîðà áàâíî ñå ñïóñêà. Áîð÷åòàòà: - Åé, òúïàê, âèäÿ ëè êâî íàïðàâè. Ñåãà òðÿáâà äà ïðîäàâàø êîëàòà è àïàðòàìåíòà, çà äà ñå ðàçïëàòèì çà äæèïà

[JOKES] ndk

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[JOKES] teste, please ignore

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