[JOKES] Ei TAKA se pishe CV :-)

http://www.himmelhunden.dk/cv.htm

[JOKES] RTFM :-)

http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/nyheter/feb01/Q209354%20-%20HOWTO.htm ==Boyan KonstantinovSoftware engineerSofia IT Lab[EMAIL PROTECTED]== BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Konstantinov;Boyan FN:Boyan Konstantinov NICKNAME:Phaethon

[JOKES] Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2002 16:09:33 +0200

Let men be anxiousPLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING SIX STATEMENTS ANDTHEAMAZING CONCLUSION TO WHICH THEY LEAD:1. The sport of choice for the urban poor isBASKETBALL.2. The sport of choice for maintenance levelemployeesis BOWLING.3. The sport of choice for front-line workersisFOOTBALL.4. The sport

[JOKES] Fw: Don't marry a programmer.... ;))

Husband: (Returning late from work) Good evening dear. I'm logged in. Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in then morning! Husband: Syntax Error. Abort? Wife: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found