[JOKES] Ei TAKA se pishe CV :-)
http://www.himmelhunden.dk/cv.htm
[JOKES] RTFM :-)
http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/nyheter/feb01/Q209354%20-%20HOWTO.htm ==Boyan KonstantinovSoftware engineerSofia IT Lab[EMAIL PROTECTED]== BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Konstantinov;Boyan FN:Boyan Konstantinov NICKNAME:Phaethon ORG:Sofia IT Lab TITLE:Software engineer TEL;WORK;VOICE:+359 2 9718912 TEL;CELL;VOICE:+359 88 346407 ADR;WORK:;;IZOT Business Center;Sofia;;1116;Bulgaria LABEL;WORK;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:IZOT Business Center=0D=0ASofia 1116=0D=0ABulgaria X-WAB-GENDER:2 URL;HOME:http://www.sofiaitlab.com/ URL;WORK:http://www.sofiaitlab.com/ BDAY:19760306 KEY;X509;ENCODING=BASE64: MIICIDCCAYmgAwIBAgILAQAA6k8Uq9cwDQYJKoZIhvcNAQEFBQAwXTELMAkGA1UEBhMC QkUxGTAXBgNVBAoTEEdsb2JhbFNpZ24gbnYtc2ExEzARBgNVBAsTCkNsYXNzIDEgQ0ExHjAc BgNVBAMTFUdsb2JhbFNpZ24gQ2xhc3MgMSBDQTAeFw0wMTExMjExMzI1MDFaFw0wMTEyMjEx MzI1MDFaMEQxHTAbBgNVBAMUFGJveWFuQHNvZmlhaXRsYWIuY29tMSMwIQYJKoZIhvcNAQkB FhRib3lhbkBzb2ZpYWl0bGFiLmNvbTBcMA0GCSqGSIb3DQEBAQUAA0sAMEgCQQC87kuoJXYp +xUaDoGSvMlVKqALCOhl0vSiOWZ2HUml2K7qQh3EyuJU0sTU4Lin5+GYFDxDbOMiUXXe+qBv OaovAgMBAAGjQzBBMBEGCWCGSAGG+EIBAQQEAwIFoDALBgNVHQ8EBAMCBPAwHwYDVR0jBBgw FoAUDtzwuxI83fpgp48nCpunLn5zaZowDQYJKoZIhvcNAQEFBQADgYEAN3V3KOUeHb8kE+6i ihKq0QyhMyP+3+lWzFDT5Ru/oP6qbeBH1xtxr/sInDjG6AVeHKFCNtZaUP8vTtpiWH3qE4Zm wwGK/in9zXJzpRZ7yAOD1DxAstySgf71U9cficdOlLHkfc3ffFs9qEZoB15+JDvLDgzSZ0ZS 2/MTJG5gdKM= EMAIL;PREF;INTERNET:[EMAIL PROTECTED] REV:20020129T113651Z END:VCARD
[JOKES] Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2002 16:09:33 +0200
Let men be anxiousPLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING SIX STATEMENTS ANDTHEAMAZING CONCLUSION TO WHICH THEY LEAD:1. The sport of choice for the urban poor isBASKETBALL.2. The sport of choice for maintenance levelemployeesis BOWLING.3. The sport of choice for front-line workersisFOOTBALL.4. The sport of choice for supervisors isBASEBALL.5. The sport of choice for middle managementisTENNIS.6. The sport of choice for corporate officersis GOLF.AMAZING CONCLUSION:The higher you are in the corporate structure,thesmalleryour balls become. ...there is a river of birds in migration - a nation of women with wings... --Libana--
[JOKES] Fw: Don't marry a programmer.... ;))
Husband: (Returning late from work) Good evening dear. I'm logged in. Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in then morning! Husband: Syntax Error. Abort? Wife: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied. Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife: You are useless. Husband: It's by default. Wife: What about your Salary? Husband: File in use Try later. Wife: What is my value in the family? Husband :Unknown Virus. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
