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[JOKES] 100% work

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How aboutachieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.What makes life 100%?IfA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis

[JOKES] Tight skirt

Pojelawam na wsichki podobni zapoznanstwa :-) Tight SkirtIn a busy city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waitingfor the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather miniskirt with matchingtight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it was her turn toget

[JOKES] Short English Course for Engineers

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