THE FLY AND THE
IRISHMANA Englishman, a Scotsman, and an
Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as
they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of
their pints and were stuck in the thick head.The Englishman pushed his
beer
JUST A QUESTION OF STANDARDS
Does the statement, "We've always done it that way" ring any bells...? The US
standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That
is an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used?
Because that is the way they built them in
THE ALLIGATOR
AND THE BLONDEA guy walked
into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar
and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this
alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his
mouth for one
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