[JOKES] ;)

http://www.rs.bia-bg.com/~biserr/

[JOKES] Euro English: Be ready!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has

[JOKES] Malkiat princ:)

-Original Message-From: Lyubomir Ahtarov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Tuesday, June 05, 2001 11:03To: Rila's Joke ListSubject: [joke] malka istoriika Sled dalgo stranstvane Malkiat princ stigna do edno stranno slance - slanceto na operacionnite sistemi. Na parvata planeta se

[JOKES] i oste...

Otnovo FMI,toaletna, 1-vi etaj: "Neno Mylniqta sere v imaginernoto prostranstvo"

[JOKES] mnogo star, no hubav:)

Treniorat po vodna topka: -Andreew podai na Kasabow Andreew obache gaz napred - Andreew podai topkata na Kasabow be kreten Andreew kara napred i nakraia beleji gol -Andreew ti zasto ne podade na Kasabow -Ma trener az nali wkarah gol -Iunak si ti Andreew ama Kasabow se udawi

[JOKES] Stirlits

Ùèðëèö ðåøèë äà ïîãëåäíå ïðåç ïðîçîðåöà. Ïîãëåäíàë, îáà÷å â ãëàâàòà ìó îïðÿëè äóëî. Ùèðëèö áúðçî íàòèñíàë ALT+F4 è çàòâîðèë ïðîçîðåöà

[JOKES] Ako se 4udite kakvo da pravite...

WYPROS.DOC

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 24 Aug 2001 17:58:17 +0300

http://www.sodaplay.com/constructor/player.htm

[JOKES] CYT - LAT

Eto kakvo se poluchava kogato funkciqta CYT - LAT ne e biekciq! Ìîæåòå äà ïîëçâàíå ïúëíèòå âúçìîæíîñòè íà åëåêðîííàòà ïîùåíñêà êóòèÿ, ñ Íåòñöàïå Íàâèãàòîð, âåðñèè íàä 4.0 è Èíòåðíåò Åõïëîðåð, âåðñèè íàä 4.0 :-o) smime.p7s

[JOKES] Ludi jabi...

http://lloegar.hit.bg/frogger.html smime.p7s

[JOKES] M$

Ñ öåë ðÿçêî ïîâèøàâàíå íà ïðèõîäèòå, MicroSoft îáÿâè, ÷å çàïî÷âà äà ïðîäàâà ðåêëàìíî ìÿñòî âúðõó ñúîáùåíèÿòà çà ãðåøêè.

[JOKES] Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2001 16:47:45 +0300

http://2cu.hit.bg/

[JOKES] Eto edna ideq za business :-)

http://www.sirma.bg/tihot/14101659.tif "Cogito ergo sum"-- Rene Descartes /***** Tihomir Tarnavski - Software Engineer * Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. * 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. *

[JOKES] ...

http://www.madblast.com/oska/humor_pong.swf

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 19:26:56 +0300

90 íåùà, êîèòî áè òðÿáâàëî äà íàïðàâèø, äîêàòî íàâúðøèø 30 ãîäèíè 1. Äà ñè íàìåðèø ñàìîñòîÿòåëíî æèëèùå 2. Äà çàïî÷íåø ðàáîòà 3. Äà ðàçáåðåø êàêâî å ñåêñ 4. Äà ñå íàó÷èø äà êàðàø êîëà 5. Äà ïðåñòàíåø äà äàâàø ïðàíåòî íà ìàéêà ñè 6. Äà çàïî÷íåø äà äàâàø ïðàíåòî íà ãàäæåòî ñè 7. Äà

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 19:30:41 +0300

Ñèìòîìèòå íà ïðèñòðàñòÿâàíå êúì èíòåðíåò Ñèìòîìè íà ïðèñòðàñòÿâàíå êúì ÈíòåðíåòÂíèìàâàéòå! Çàïî÷âàòå äà ñå ïðèñòðàñòÿâàòå êúì Internet, àêî... ..çàïî÷íåòå äà öåëóâàòå Web ñòðàíèöàòà íà ïðèÿòåëêàòà ñè. ..ñà âè íóæíè 15 ìèíóòè, çà äà ñêðîëèðàòå ñïèñúêà ñè ñ îòáåëÿçàíè èíòåðåñíè Web ñòðàíèöè.

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 19:31:28 +0300

Åòî íÿêîè îò ëîçóíãèòå, êîèòî âñåêè îò íàñ å âèæäàë ïî ñòåíèòå íà íàøèòå"óþòíè" îáùåæèòèÿ (àêî âèäèòå íåùî "ãåíèàëíî", îáàäåòå ñå äà ãî äîáàâÿ â ñïèñúêà) : * Ñìðàò, ãíåæ è áàáè÷êè* Áèéòå öèãàíèòå, íå ÷åêèè* Çà æåíèòå ñàìî áîé, áîé, áîé è íèêàêâà òåëåâèçèÿ - ìîæå è ìàëêî äèíÿ* Èñêà áúäå

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 28 Sep 2001 19:33:32 +0300

Òîàëåòíà õàðòèÿ - âàøèÿò âåðåí ïðèÿòåë Ïðåäíàçíà÷åíèå, óñëîâèÿ çà åêñïëîàòàöèÿ è òåõíè÷åñêè õàðàêòåðèñòèêè íà Òîàëåòíà õàðòèÿ àðò.No 11315509 (ïî-äîëó íàðè÷àíî çà êðàòêîñò Èçäåëèå). Ïðåäíàçíà÷åíèå: èçäåëèåòî ñëóæè çà ïî÷èñòâàíå íà îñòàòúöèòå îò ïðîöåñà íà îòäåëÿíå íà ôåêàëèè. Èçïîëçóâà ñå

[JOKES] Kraj na loshite paroli :-)

http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q276/3/04.ASP "Cogito ergo sum"-- Rene Descartes /***** Tihomir Tarnavski - Software Engineer * Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. * 38A, Christo Botev Blvd,

[JOKES] Explorer 6

i kato si slojite ie6 na win2000, da ne se chudite zasto tree-view-to nqma nishto obshto s istinata... loshoto e, che za razlika ot NT i F5 ne pomaga! ;-) explorer.gif Description: GIF image

[JOKES] ARF

Error; (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake like it's working. -- Tiho

[JOKES] ...

Electronic Sabotage and Killing Organism I.R.I.N.A.: Intelligent Robotic Infiltration and Nullification Android lichi sikoisa shefovete:-)) "Cogito ergo sum"-- Rene Descartes /***** Tihomir Tarnavski - Software Engineer * Si

[JOKES] Windaz

http://www.sirma.bg/tihot/microsoft_windaz.jpg

[JOKES] mania

http://fun.dir.bg/materiali/snimki/s998

[JOKES] M$... (ne e joke syvsem)

http://home.kscable.com/michaelmiller/your_c.htm

[JOKES] ...

Íîâà Ãîäèíà. Äÿäî Ìðàç ðàçäàâà ïîäàðúöè. Êîôòè ãðàôèê, áúðçà êàòî ëóä, íÿìà âðåìå... Âëèçà ïðåç êîìèíà â ïîðåäíàòà êúùà è êàêâî äà âèäè - íà ëåãëîòî ñïè ãîëà ìàäàìà. Äÿäî Ìðàç ìèñëè: - Äà ñå âúçïîëçâàì ëè èëè äà íå ñå âúçïîëçâàì? Àêî ñå âúçïîëçâàì - îòèäå ìè ãðàôèêà. Àêî íå ñå âúçïîëçâàì -

[JOKES] Osvobodi naprejenieto

\\tihot\temp\AntiStres.exe Flash e.

[JOKES] ...

 I see, you're not working !!!

[JOKES] ...

\\tihot\temp\hyundai.mpe

[JOKES] Fw: Dikkattt :)

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[JOKES] The Art Of WAR

\\tihot\temp\war1.mpeg

[JOKES] assorted (asserted?) wisdom

Chance is the pseudonym God uses when He'd rather not sign His own name. Profanity is the one language all programmers know best. Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases. We are

[JOKES] cows

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using

[JOKES] Fw: Izwestni i ne tolkowa izwestni typizmi

Kolekciq prostotiii - powecheto sme gi chuwali no e dobre da si gi priponim s umilenie :))) Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD! BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port not responding! Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner. Êîíçîëà - æåíà íà êîíñóë Áðåìåííàòà æåíà å íåîáõîäèìî îò âðåìå

[JOKES] ...

\\tihot\temp\tchos.mpg

[JOKES] Za tenis maniacite

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[JOKES] FMI poetry :-)

 èòåãðàëíàòà ëóäíèöà -Íà 30èíà êðà÷êè ïúò îò ñòåíàòà íà ïëà÷úò òàì íåéäå â õðàñòàëàêà íàìèðà ñå åäíà áàðàêà. Ñúñ âëèçàíåòî âúòðå îùå ñå ñáëúñêâàø ñ ëîãàðèòúì ìîùåí. Ïî êîðèäîðà òàíãåíñ òè÷à, ÷å ÔÌÈ ñå òóé íàðè÷à! Ïîïàäàø òóêà â ñâÿò çëîâåù - êîøìàðíà òðàíñöåäåíòíà ïåù.

[JOKES] Myje

Ïî ïîâîä äåíÿ íà ôåìèíèñòêîòî äâèæåíèå æóðíàëèñòè ïðîâåæäò àíêåòà ñúñ ñëåäíèÿ âúïðîñ:"Â êîè îáëàñòè âñå ïàê ìúæåòå ùå îñòàíàò íåçàìåíèìè"Âúçðàñòåí ãðàæäàíèí áåç çàìèñëÿíå îòãîâàðÿ:- Â Ìîíòàíñêà, â Ñîôèéñêà, â Áóðãàñêà...

[JOKES] Za futbola i...

http://clubs.dir.bg/showflat.php?Cat=32Board=futbolNumber=1937492355page=0view=collapsedsb=5part=allvc=1

[JOKES] Baby

http://members.aol.com/fdipiazza/stickybaby.htm

[JOKES] ...

http://www.mediapool.bg/site/bulgaria/2002/04/01/0002.shtml

[JOKES] Dokyde stignahme...

http://www.mediapool.bg/site/bulgaria/2002/05/27/0007.shtml

[JOKES] Ne e joke, a e krajno vreme momchetata ot M$ da se nauchat:-)

http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/dncode/html/secure05202002.asp "Cogito ergo sum"-- Rene Descartes /***** Tihomir Tarnavski - Software Engineer * Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence La

[JOKES] helicopter...

http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/south_coast/helicopter_game.htm

[JOKES] Fatal error?

http://sugarqube.com/sugarcards/sq_view.html?ATjff/cken_FatalError

[JOKES] Porednata mila rodna kartinka:)

http://www.mediapool.bg/site/bulgaria/2002/07/04/0001.shtmlne che e smeshno...

[JOKES] biseri...

Åé, ÷îâåê! Íå çíàì êîé ñè, íî ñè òúðñÿ ãàäæå. Aêî ñè ìàöå, åëà íà Ñëàâåéêîâ ïðåä Ìàêäîíàëäñà â îñåì. Àêî ñè ïè÷, ïàê åëà è ùå òúðñèì ìàöêè. P.S. Àêî íå òå èíòåðåñóâà, ðàçïðàòè íà âñè÷êè, êîèòî ïîçíàâàø, pls? :) e-mail ñúîáùåíèå äî ïðîèçâîëåí ïîëó÷àòåë "Àêî èñêàø ùå îáÿäâàìå íÿêîÿ âå÷åð!"

[JOKES] Za shofiorite

http://clubs.dir.bg/showthreaded.php?Cat=12Board=avtomotoNumber=1937962794page=0view=collapsedsb=5

[JOKES] Biologiq

Èâàí÷î ñå îïëàêâà íà áàùà ñè: - Òàòå, ìíîãî ìå å ñòðàõ îò óòðåøíèÿ èçïèò ïî áèîëîãèÿ. Áàùàòà: - Íå ñå ïðèòåñíÿâàé, áå. Âúâ âñåêè âúïðîñ ñå êðèå è îòãîâîðúò. Íàïðèìåð, àêî òå ïîïèòàò, êàêâè ñà ÷àñòèòå íà òÿëîòî íà ãëàâîíîãèòå - âåäíàãà ñå ðàçáèðà, ÷å ñà ãëàâà è êðàêà Íà ñëåäâàùèÿ äåí

[JOKES] Izbrani...

Ðàäèî Ìîñêâà êúì ðàäèî Åðåâàí: - À êîãäà áóäåò õîðîøî? - Óæå áûëî...  ïðåòúïêàí àâòîáóñ: - Ãîñïîäèíå,ìàõíåòå ñè ðúêàòà! Íå Âèå... Íå òàçè... Íå îòòàì!... Ñòàð âàìïèð ó÷è ìàëêèÿ ñè ñèí êàê ñå ïèå êðúâ: - Çíà÷è, õâàùàø ÷îâåêà, çàõàïâàø ãî çà âðàòà è èçïèâàø ïîëîâèíàòà ìó

[JOKES] Milk the cow...

http://www.ferryhalim.com/cowgame/

[JOKES] Beirut Telecom :))

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2002-09-12/BeirutTelecom2_1.jpg

[JOKES] Thirsty

\\tihot\temp\Thirsty.mpeg

[JOKES] Beirut telecom (2)

http://fun.from.hell.pl/2002-09-12/BeirutTelecom_1.jpg

[JOKES] Chess

http://www.amontillado.sp.ru/rus/rocknroll_chess.html

[JOKES] Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 15:36:20 +0300

http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm

[JOKES] trenirovka

Title: Message http://www.vinogradov.ru/game/game.html

[JOKES] Controllers:)

Title: Message http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A724114

[JOKES] FW: Biseri +++++

Title: Message -Original Message-From: kan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, October 15, 2002 10:23 AMTo: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Tihomir TarnavskiSubject: Biseri + Ponege ne moga sas segashnia mi adres da go pratia v Jokes, prati go ti Òîï 5

[JOKES] Go offline?

Title: Message You Should Probably Get Offline If You name your children Eudora, Hyperlink and dotcom. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You spend half of the plane trip with your

[JOKES] Mind Reader

Title: Message http://www.ak47.ru/mindreader.htm

[JOKES] Chisla

Title: Message http://www.sofia.bg/templkomp.asp?ime=KALEJD%7Dtitle=Ñòîëè÷åí%20êîìïàñpathtitle=kaleidopis=Êàëåéäîñêîï

[JOKES] Toj e malyk no veche znae...

Title: Message attachment: 283[1].jpg

[JOKES] Reklami

Title: Message http://veselba.kafence.com/smirnoff/

[JOKES] NATO time! :-)

Title: Message http://www.mediapool.bg/site/bulgaria/2002/11/26/03_261102bg.shtml

[JOKES] Rekursiq za nachinaeshti

Title: Message http://www.mantasoft.co.uk/_stuff/Recursive.htm

[JOKES] 2-te prasenca

Title: Message http://veselba.kafence.com/2-te_prasenca.GIF

[JOKES] sin ekran

Title: Message http://users.pandora.be/soundx/

[JOKES] vijdam vi!

Title: Message http://andrewnikoloff.hit.bg/1.html

[JOKES] ...

http://www.whoohoo.net/operababy/operababy.swf

[JOKES] http://www.cnsys.bg/files.html?prj=29159

[JOKES] http://topsport.bg/article.php?cid=2aid=4928

http://topsport.bg/article.php?cid=2aid=4928