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my mind I miss the most ..."
(O. O.)
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wishes!
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"Of all the things I've lost,
my mind I miss the most ..."
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my mind I miss the most ..."
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wishes!
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THE FLY AND THE
IRISHMANA Englishman, a Scotsman, and an
Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as
they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of
their pints and were stuck in the thick head.The Englishman pushed his
beer
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AND THE BLONDEA guy walked
into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar
and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this
alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his
mouth for one
try this...
go to google, type in "weapons of mass destruction"
including the quotes and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button...
read the error maessage
carefully...
Spored sociologicheskite prouchwaniq ima dwe
osnowni prichini mazat da sedi po cql den w krachmata:
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- Original Message -
From: Tiho Tarnavski
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; Stefan Dimov ; [EMAIL PROTECTED] ; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, March 26, 2003 9:25 PM
Subject: Magic smoke
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Sega razbiram kakvoimashe vpredvidmoiat
daskal po matematika v MG-to, kogato kazvashe:
"Kat' ne resha'ash, sha vyrvish da
kopa'ish!"
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Kogato vchera izpratih mail-a sys subject "trypki da te pobiat", na link-a imashe druga snimka. Sega iavno
razpolojenieto i e promeneno. Prashtam aktualnia link:
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- Тате, хайде да поставим праха на баба на пианото. Тя така обичаше да слуша
как свиря... Бащата: - Няма да стане, дъще. Ще го сложим в пясъчния
часовник - нека гадината да поработи още малко...
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Replika na Borkata ot razgovora mi snego na
obiad, dnes, v 4-kata:
- Stefcho, kak vyrvi 3D-to,
izfukai se neshto ...Shtoto nie ako vzemem da se fukame s Vulkan-a i ...
hop - Gorna Bania ia niama ...
Best Wishes
Niakoi ot tezi sigurno ste gi cheli- drugi
moje i da ne ste ...
S.
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Спял си един човек и някаква муха започнала да му
бръмчи над главата. Става, гони я и пак заспива. Тая пак: бз-бз.
Ядосан човекьт става, хваща мухата и започва да я люлее: - На-ни-на-ни.
Мухата заспива и човекът започва да крещи: - Ббз-бз-бз-б. Хубаво
ли ти е сега, а,
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Obyrnete vnimanie na poslednite 2izrechenia
PREDI snimkata na demaskrania Darth Vader, za da razberete prichinata poradi
koiato bil izbran actiora za roliata na mladia Anakin
Skywalker.
Shtom i mafiotkite veche vzeha da se streliat
...
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Ne moje da prevedem - niamame pravo da pipame MS
produktite, a nie ne mojem i da im napishem analogichni produkti, zashtoto niama
i tiah da mojem da prevedem - te shte sa na BULGARSKI - Catch 22
Ot catch 22 se izliza s oshte po-goliam paradoks:
az predlagam da im napishem analogichni
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...
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S.
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Tova e kutiika za vlajni kyrpichki za
ochila.
Obyrnete vnimanie na nadpisite ot liavata strana
:)
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wishes!
S.
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konservativen kanibal se vrusta ot Evropa.- Kak
beshe hranata? - pitat go ot plemeto.-
Nechoveshka!
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Q: Koi paroli mogat da bydat razgadani SAMO ot
blondinki
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Tova e adres na ofis na edna
aviokompania
Obyrnete vnimanie na imeto na ulitzata
:)
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wishes
S.
Dve mutri si govoriat:
- Ti znesh li koi e Mozart,
bre?
- Ne, ne znam!
- Tova e onia deto pishe
melodiikite za GSM-ite !
Best wishes
S.
В: Как сенарича блондинка, която държи в ръце
електрически трион?
О: Мъртва
Аргмадулци, кон до коня, срещу
тофленци безброй, нокти святкат, шмули тракат, хич не дават се без бой!
Тръпна сврян в една шмулика, стискам трите си ръце, Ще ме смоткат, без
да викна, тупка другото сърце. Що са се смардяли толкоз? Гръз ли, или сбут
ги взе? И не мога се отбъкна, плъкно
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Септември 2001 17:25:49size : 1772 B Високоуважаеми господине,
Въпреки вашите уверения, че кодът е безгрешен, много от думите остават
неразбрани. Първата плоча е преведена. Непознати думи много. Напредваме бавно.
from:
[EMAIL PROTECTED]subject : uvajaemito :
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17:25:49size : 772 B Уважаеми, Преведохме още няколко
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мерена реч. Ето за пример списък на част от съдържанието на един склад:
Íà åäèí ñâåòîôàð Volvo ñå çàáèâà â åäèí äæèï ïúëåí
ñ áîð÷åòà. Îò äæèïà èçëèçàò òðèìà çäðàâåíÿöè è ñå ïðèáëèæàâàò êúì Volvo-òî.
Ïðîçîðåöúò íà øîôüîðà áàâíî ñå ñïóñêà. Áîð÷åòàòà: - Åé, òúïàê, âèäÿ ëè
êâî íàïðàâè. Ñåãà òðÿáâà äà ïðîäàâàø êîëàòà è àïàðòàìåíòà, çà äà ñå ðàçïëàòèì çà
äæèïà
Dnes imam problemi - ne moga da izprashtam mail-i
na jokes.
Tova e test e-mail.
S.
American
Airlines: ""
S.
Jena, raztrevojena vika na maja si koito sedi na
kompiutara:- Ela barzo, niakakav e uvisnal pod prozoreca !- Linux mu
triabva, pod"Windows" vsichko uvisva !
S.
edin seliak podhvanal s uiskito ot sutrinta.
priateliat mu go vidial i go popital:-sto ot sutrinta bre.-niakoi nesta
ne mozesh da gi obiasnish.- kak taka?- ami otivam da doia kravata.
pulnia edna kofa. niakoi nesta ne mozesh da gi obiasnish - kravata rita kofata s
desnia krak.- e,i?-
Q: Kakva e razlikata mejdu nachinaeshtia i
naprednalia programist
A: Nachinaeshtiat programist si misli che v vyv 1KB
se sysdyrjat 1000 baita, a naprednalia si misli cheedin kilogram se systoi
ot 1024 grama
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Tova hich ne e novo - na poveche ot 100
godini e. Oshte sled osvobojdenieto
niakoi sa zapochanli da spriagat
"Zadunaiskaia gubernia"
S.
Prevodachyt na "Enciklika"-ta na papa Ioan Pavel II
e s familia Teologov :-)
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Wishes
S.
Opa, popravka - bisera e na Maria Pashova - vidna
nasha literaturovedka!
Sedmoklasnicheto samo ia e citiralo
gorkoto
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S.
Spomenatata veche Maria Pashovae narekla
Iovkovata biala liastovichka - "liastovichka-ALBINOS"
E nemam dumi !
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Wishes
S.
Towa e ot soundtrack-a na Vasko da gama ot selo
Rupcha:
"... i tyj wsqko malko momche wsyshnost e
bydesh myj ILI poet ILI moriak ..."
S.
Dvama matematici sporlili dali masata hora razbirat
ot matematikaSediali v edno kafe i sporili. Ediniat kazval:"Razbirat"A
drugiat:"Ne razbirat" Ugovorili se na drugia den pak daidat v tova kafe i da
prodyljat spora. Toia deto tvyrdial che razbirat
reshil da napravi nomer. Razbral se s edna
Tova otogovori Momchi na moia mail za kupona
dovechera :-)
- Original Message -
From: Momchill Zarev
To: Stefan
Dimov
Sent: Monday, April 02, 2001 11:37 AM
Subject: Re: Rojden den
tuka ima chashi za wiskey i chinie za lukanki.
Gledaj da gi napalnish.
- Original Message
Kolegi,
Imashe edin joke: Snimka na madama s pingvinche i
pisheshe: Software is like sex: it's better when
it's free"
ili neshto podobno. Molia niakoi ako ia ima da mi
ia prati,
please. 10x predvaritelno
S.
Istinski sluchai:
Sestra mi raboti v knijarnitza "Helikon" v Stara
Zagora.
Predi niakolko dni beshe na rabota i az se navartah
tam
Edna klientka popita za knigata "Orelat katzna".
Sestra
mi proveri v computer-a i se okaza che tazi kniga
ia niama,
no za smetka na tova imashe knigata
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Dvama psiholozi se pekat na plaja. Chuvat kak
niakakav,koito se davi - kreshti "Pomosht!". Ediniat psiholog
kazva:"Iavno tozi chovek ima problem"Drugiat otgovaria:"Hubavoto e, che
spodelia, govori za problema si"
S.
Edin
student presicha na cherveno i edin politzai go spira:
- Dokumentite, molia! Taka, taka - ot provinciata sme znachi
!
- Amiii da - kazva studenta.
-
Doshli sme v Sofia sviat da vidim znachi!
- Amiii da.
- Hoikame iz stolitcata i marzeluvame znachi!
-
Amii.. da!
-
Rossum J.C.M. (17-4-00
14:47): The European Commission has just announced an agreement that
English will be the official language of the EU - rather than German
(the other possibility). As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's
Government conceded that English spelling had some room for
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