THE FLY AND THE
IRISHMAN A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an
Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as
they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of
their pints and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his
beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his
beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Irishman too,
picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started
yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU
BASTARD!!!"
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