[JOKES] excerpts from real-life C++ software:

[Stanislav Jordanov]

char chPeopleReallyShouldStartUsingSTLStrings[1024]; TCPoint GetLocation(TDateTime dtToday); //where do you want to go today? ERROR("What a mess") ASSERT(!"Not implemented and not implementable!"); TErrCode CVXImage::IAmTooScaredToDeleteLoadVXImage(...)