[JOKES] Oxymorons

A Page Full Of Oxymorons or Commonly Used Phrases That Make No Sense Unto Themselves   Who thinks these up?!?!Two negatives Can make a positive! Well, At least here they do = \ Top 50 Oxymorons... 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing48. Resident alien47. Advanced BASIC46. Genuine imitation45

[JOKES] acronyms

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN It Still Does Nothing Apple Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI System Can't See It DOS Defunct Operating System Basic Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM I Blame Microsoft DEC Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM Con

[JOKES] 50 Reasons to be a Woman

50 Reasons to be a Woman 1. Free drinks. 2. Free dinners. 3. Free movies (you get the point). 4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay. 5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay. 6. You know The Truth about whether s

[JOKES] money

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. -- *** Iliana Misheva - Marketing Manager Sirma Solutions - Software Development for the E-World North American Office: 438 Isabey Street, Suite 103 Montreal, Quebec, Canad

[JOKES] ads ...

naj-nakraq si namerih naj-iakite banner reklami, koito sym wijdal http://www.hp.com/hpinfo/newsroom/hpads/banner/java.htm =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions ar

[JOKES] 28 Seminars For Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before. 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits. 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits. 4. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game. 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bat

[JOKES] Rejection Letter:))))

Dear Hiring Manager:Thank you for your letter dated Oct. 4, 2001. Aftercareful consideration,I regret to inform you that I amunable to accept your refusal to offer me a positionin your department.This year, I have been particularly fortunate inreceiving an unusually large number of rejection

[JOKES] Bomb Antarctida

Za]o amerikancite ]e bombardirat Antarktida. 1. Pingwinite ne sa zaqwili swoqta poddryvka za USA - zna`i, poddyrvat mevdunarodniq terorizym.2. Oswen pingwini w Antarktida ne viwee nikoj drug - zna`i e nalice etni`eska `istka.3. Pingwinite ne mogat da goworqt - zna`i, ne za`itat swobodata na

[JOKES] Fw: virus ;-))

  From: Dimitar Manov  MITACA Если в своем почтовом ящике вы обнаружили письмо, в заголовке которогоимеются слова "повестка" и "военкомат" - уничтожьте его не открывая. В нем содержится опасный вирус, который может лишить вас Интернета икомпьютера на 2 года.

[JOKES] nature calls

Обществена тоалетна. От една от кабинките се чува глас: - Пич, да ти се намира тоалетна хартия? - Не! - чува се от съседната кабинка. - А нещо вестник? - Нямам, бе! - Добре де, а случайно да имаш да ми развалиш 10 кинта на левчета...

[JOKES] black & white

Малко момиченце за първи път присъства на бракосъчетание. По едно време дърпа майка си за роклята и пита: - Мамо, защо булката е цялата в бяло? Майката: - Защото бялото е цветът на радостта и щастието. За булката, днес е най-щастливият ден от живота Момиченцето /след кратък размисъл/: -