Izprashtam vi chast ot chata s edna bivsha moq kolejka:
Tq:> Ami tuk pri nas uvolniha edin kolega, koito se zanimavashe s SQA,
zashtoto bil propusnal niakakva greshka...
I pri vas li e tolkova strogo?
Az:> ne :
tuk napravo uvolnqvame programista, ako QA-q mu otkrie greshka :)
Tq:>
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this
point?
Vojde,
lafa e star kato sveta:
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Kakvo ste stane, ako zemqta se zavyrti 30 pyti
po-byrzo?
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Vseki den steste da ima zaplata.
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to mai
naistina ste trqbva da napravim i edna grupa No-Jokes ili po-tochno -
Hich-No-Jokes za takiva neshta.
Koko
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Nase -
skandal edva li ste se zaformi - ste stane bitiq bit, ebaniq da go duha
:((
Koko
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Behalf Of Ivan TerzievSent: Monday, May 20, 2002 6:10
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[JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Wikash - ebaniq hem eban, hem pak da go
duha??!:))) Ili kazano po-dobre - ebaniq be eban, no za smetka na towa shte go
duha
FransazovSent: Monday, May 20, 2002 8:07
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Ili kakto kazva Richard
Gruev kato komentira Formula 1:
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Bitija bit …. I taka
natatyka
http://toast.ardant.net/humour.shtml?action=view&name=anatomy
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vij 2-rata polovina na stranicata:
http://ghg.ecn.purdue.edu/~ghg/
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Mi te togava nash'te obstinari trqbva da sa super...
Ma znam li i az... :((
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I tova za naciq, chiito predstaviteli pishat v CV-tata si, che rabotqt s
internet ot 30 godini !?!?!?!?
Sega naistina se ubejdavam, che mai e taka !
Ako ne vqrvate, moga da vi predostavq spravki v Jobs na Sirma (ako oste gi
pazq :)
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http://www.standartnews.com/society/s3454_7.htm
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Puskam go samo zaradi nachaloto na staiqta - ne e neobhodimo da q chetete
cqlata.
http://www.dnevnik.bg/show/Default.asp?storyid=55244
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Citatyt e ot v-k Standard - dneshniq broi :)))
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and in the header of
Vijte kakvo praviat kolegite
bokluk.doc
znanie = sila
vreme = pari
rabota = sila * vreme ( znaem go ot fizikata)
pravim slednite preobrazovania:
sila = rabota / vreme
znanie = rabota / vreme
znanie = rabota / pari
pari = rabota / znanie
Sledovatelno, kolkoto poveche znaesh, po-malko pari ste imash (i obartno)!
Idi posle, che uchi.
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Stoi si programista v kysti i si bachka. Po edno vreme na vratata se zvyni.
Otiva, otvara i vijda, che pred nego stoi smyrtta. Viarno, edna takava
mynichka, drebnichka - samo 3.5 incha, no vse pak - smyrt si e - s nametalo,
kosa, cherep i vsichko tam shto si trebe. Raztreperil se programista:
- Am
S cel povishavane na prihodite si, Microsoft obqvqva, che zapochva da
prodava reklamno mqsto vyrhu syobshteniqta za greshki.
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Success and the Bell Curve Theory of Life
> >>
> >> At age 4success isnot peeing in your pants.
> >> At age 12...success ishaving friends.
> >> At age 16...success ishaving a drivers license.
> >> At age 20...success ishaving sex.
> >> At age 35...
If you would really want to see what is the MS Windows run the attached
executable file i.e. the wrecker.
koko
wrecker.exe
Eto kakva poredica ot e-mails namerih tazi sutrin v edin forum, za RUP:
[pyrviq mail e izpraten 4 pyti podred :)]
please, i dont speak english, unsubscribe my e-mail from list, please
I am from Brazil
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Otlichno osvedomeni iztochnici tvyrdqt, che ne bilo sluh
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Wedding?
Kolegi, znaete li che Manski ma
Mai shte trqbva da napravim otdelen mail-list za *sluchaq Manski* i da go
narechem naprimer *Eeeex, Masnki, Manski* primerno :)
Koko
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Sorry - predpolojih. nqma znachenie :))
K.
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- Kakvo shte sydyrja novata versiq na Windows, v koqto nqma nito edin bug?
- Nishto.
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To: 'Nikolai'
Subject: RE: job application
Abe da ti kaja - az sum napravo idealnia kandidat:-) - dve raboti po nazad
(1995-1997) se zanimavah osven vsichko drugo s izbor na CAD/C
Predlagam da go priemem kato vytreshni pravila za rabota v Sirma - osobeno
za tezi, koito sa v izpitatelen srok (pyk i za ostanalite :)
Koko
Tips For Managers From Employees.doc
Hi!
You've got to see this page! It's really cool ;O)
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Kakvo predstavlqva kombinaciqta ot ednokletychno s kletychno?
- Mutra s GSM.
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Vednaga sled atentata na 11.09, gruzinskiq prezident Shevarnadze izpratil
telegrama na Bush s edno izrechenie: KAMIKADZE NE E GRUZINEC.
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If you know three languages, you're trilingual.
If you know two languages, you're bilingual.
If you know one language, you're an American.
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Naso,
Ne che
ste mu stavam advokat na Marin, ama choveka ima vid na svesten i si
struva da izlqza v negova zashtita.
Ta po syshtestvo: Nie s pobelelite kosi
mai mnogo-mnogo ne gi razbirame segashnite devioki - stoto moga da se obzaloja, che izmejdu
osmoklasnichkite ima adski mnogo blongin
Ami reshih i az da se vklucha v tazi ochevidno vseobnshta maniq:
K.O.K.O. = Kbytes Of Knowledge Online
Ama da ne vzemete da go priemete naseriozno, ei :))
Koko
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Chovekyt e SW QA i dolnoto e chast ot negoviq experience:
11/1998 - 5/1999 Peace Corps Washington, DC (Solomon Islands)
Volunteer
I was assigned to the Solomon Islands (South Pacific), with my wife, as
a high school science teacher and rural community educator.
My responsibilities included the m
Kak da go razbiram razmera na faila, deto MS mi predlaga da go download-na?
This file is available for download only.
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25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a one of them.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6
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>THIS IS AMAZINGLY ACCURATE..
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>CHINESE HOROSCOPE
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>THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY
>AND GOOD FORTUNE
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Don Kihot ricar na pechalniq obraz - Kihot aga babit kaharlara surat
Velikata frenska revoluciq - Kodja Fanse Pataklama
alpinist - kanara babait
sekretarka - bazikne hanym
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Who,
the fuck, the враго?
Koi ste poznae ot 1-st time?
Pisha na English, shtoto nail iso-to ni e takova – da
se mo standarta demek.
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