Work vs.
Prison
In prison you spend the
majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a
6x8 cubicle.
In prison you get 3 meals a day. At work you get a break
for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
In prison you get time off for
good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In
prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV
and playing games.
In prison a guard locks, unlocks, opens and closes
all doors for you. At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and
open all doors yourself.
In prison you get your own toilet. At work you
have to share.
In prison they allow you to visit your family and
friends. At work you can't even speak to family and friends.
In prison
all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required. At work, you get to
pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary
to pay for the prisoners.
In prison you spend most of your life
looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most
of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
In prison you can
join many programs that you can leave at any time. At work there are some
programs you can never get out of.
In prison there are wardens who are
often sadistic and psychotic. At work we call them
managers!
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