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A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the
famous
Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later he received this report : MOST HONORABLE SIR : YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE, I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL, I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE, SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE, SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE. NO FEE, CHEN LEE |
