> > > You know you're living in 2003 when..... > > > > 1. You accidentally enter your password on the > > microwave. > > > > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards > > in years. > > > > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach > > your family of 3. > > > > 4. You e-mail your friend who works at the desk > > next to you. > > > > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with > > friends is that they do not have e-mail > > addresses. > > > > 6. When you go home after a long day at work you > > still answer the phone in a business manner. > > > > 7. When you make phone calls from home, you > > accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside > > line. > > > > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years > > and worked for three different companies. > > > > 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 > > o'clock news. > > > > 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your > > job. > > > > 12. Contractors out-number permanent staff and > > are more likely to get long-service awards. > > > > ..... and the real clinchers are... > > > > 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding > > and smiling. > > > > 14. As you read this list, you think about > > forwarding it to your "friends". > > > > 15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never > > talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes > > from the net. > > > > 16. You are too busy to notice there was no # 9. > > > > 17. You actually scrolled back up to check that > > there wasn't a No. 9. > > > > Bet you all did this one!?!?!?) > >
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