If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. >(Now that's more
like it)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. >(In my next life I want to be a
pig) >(How'd they figure this out ........ and why?)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try
this at home...maybe at work?) >(Still can't get over that pig thing)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) >(And pigs get 30-minute
orgasms? Doesn't seem fair) >(And I haven't met anyone who's had sex
with a >dolphin - for pleasure or otherwise)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. >(Hmmmmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years >longer than
left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the
difference?)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 >times its own
weight and always falls over on its >right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?) >(Did taxpayers pay for this
research??) >
Polar bears are left handed. >(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find
out, ask them?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. >(What can be so tasty on the
bottom of the pond?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field. >(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And
why pigs?)
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to
death. (Creepy)
The male praying mantis does not copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) >(Well, at least pigs get a break
there...)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. >(In my next life I still want to
be a pig...quality >over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. >(Oh, geez) >(That's almost as bad
as catfish)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. >(I know some people like
that.)
Starfish don't have brains. >(I know some people like that too.)
After reading all these, all I can say is.............Lucky Pigs...
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