Q. What's the closest thing similar to a woman's periods? A.: Your salary! It comes once a month, lasts about 3 or 4 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are fucked!!! -- ******************************************************************* Iliana Misheva - Marketing Manager Sirma Solutions - Software Development for the E-World North American Office: 438 Isabey Street, Suite 103 Montreal, Quebec, Canada H4T 1V3 Tel: +1-514-343-0290; Fax: +1-514-343-0143 European Office: 38A, Christo Botev Blvd. 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria Tel: +359-2-981-00-18; Fax: +359-2-981-90-58 E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirmasolutions.com ******************************************************************* =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=