----- Original Message ----- From: "Stan Hagenhoff" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "David Blanton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Ed & Sally Blodgett" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Fred Breaux" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Jennifer Cooper" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Taylor home Cooper" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Carl Douglas" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Bev Eiding" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Ed Eiding" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Cindy Hagenhoff" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Steven home Hagenhoff" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Jim Jobe" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Mac Leath" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Alman Reames" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "John Starnes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Mark Starnes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Starnes Susan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Stephanie Vale" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Brad Walton" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Clark Ward" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Brent Derksen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Jeff & Dee Dee Kintzing" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Nathan Sommers" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, July 28, 2004 4:31 PM Subject: Spam Alert: FW: John Kerry's Job Application
> > > > > JOB APPLICATION > > NAME: John Kerry > > RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington, DC, worth multimillions. > > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: > Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill > in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant > which I considered unsightly, in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my > neighbors in the event of fire. > > MILITARY: > I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and > service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I then returned > to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning > Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I > threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book; > Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I truly feel > about the military. I deplore the military! > > COLLEGE: > I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart > George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard > nor graduate with an M.B.A > > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: > I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world > experience except that of a gigolo, by marrying rich women and running HJ > Heinz vicariously through my wife Teresa. > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS: > As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record, > exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed > to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our > country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I > am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every > liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I > intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. > > My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will > never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never > agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in > excess of $700 million. > > I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places > like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost > of labor in those Countries, although blame George Bush for sending all of > the jobs out of Country. > > Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy > and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil > our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. > > RECORDS AND REFERENCES: > None. > > PERSONAL > I ride a Serotta Bike. > > My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel. > > I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche." > > I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture. > > I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer > mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and I > blame George Bush for the energy problems. > > PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004. > > - To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
