Re: [lace-chat] The dog's Resolution

2004-01-28 Thread lynn
Oh yeah, I forgot about the follow up kiss, icky for sure. Lynn Scott in Wollongong, Australia, where although it is hot and humid I still prefer it over shovelling snow in Canada. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For

Re: [lace-chat] winner of l-c only raffle

2004-01-28 Thread Bev Walker
I had 10 names, put them in a hat (a toque, in honour of all the snow that people keep talking about) - the person nearest the computer (DH) pulled the winner's name: Susan MacLeod :) sumac, send me your address and the doll instructions are off to you. Thanks to everyone who sent their names -

[lace-chat] 2003 Darwin Award winners...

2004-01-28 Thread Clay Blackwell
Subject: The 2003 Darwin Award Winners - and the last one's for you, Betty Ann!! When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and

[lace-chat] Deep thoughts from George Carlin

2004-01-28 Thread Clay Blackwell
GEORGE CARLIN STRIKES AGAIN 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in the swimming pool? 3. OK... so if the Jacksonville

[lace-chat] Closet survey (again).

2004-01-28 Thread Webwalker
I've had a number of responses since I thought I had all had all the answers I was going to get, so ... I will redo numbers using anything I have by Sat (1/31) and report again. Susan Webster Canton, Ohio To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat

Re: [lace-chat] 2003 Darwin Award winners...

2004-01-28 Thread Clive and Betty Ann Rice
Just what the dip-stick deserved! (The gas thief, I mean...) Betty Ann Clay Blackwell wrote: Subject: The 2003 Darwin Award Winners - and the last one's for you, Betty Ann!! ** A 5-STAR DARWIN AWARD WINNER! When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor

Re: [lace-chat] Deep thoughts from George Carlin

2004-01-28 Thread W N Lafferty
Clay includes in the deep thoughts: 11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? From an old autograph book of mine: 11 was a racehorse. 1 2 was 1 2. 1 1 1 1 race and 1 2 1 1 2. Noelene in Cooma [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://members.ozemail.com.au/~nlafferty/ To unsubscribe send

Re: [lace-chat] Closet Survey Results (long)

2004-01-28 Thread Joy Beeson
At 08:59 PM 1/27/04 -0500, Martha Krieg wrote: One small gritchy: . . . I have NEVER had a closet with a free rod. They are all attached all along their length to a curved metal plate that joins to the closet shelf. Not a small gritchy at all. It would drive me to wiring in a broom handle.

[lace-chat] hello

2004-01-28 Thread Wildgun004smate
Hello all, Just a note to tell you all that we were having major difficulty with AOL last night, thought I was gonna have to give my other email addy. But after a bit DH got it straightened out. Don't know what he did, he's the brains behind our computer, I just push buttons or the mouse.

Re: [lace-chat] Re: snow report...

2004-01-28 Thread Brenda Paternoster
On 27 Jan 2004, at 01:29, Tamara P. Duvall wrote: On Jan 26, 2004, at 18:16, Clay Blackwell wrote: Tamara has been in Virginia for nearly (?) 30 years... 31, as of January 4; I may be mathematically challenged, but exiles (even the voluntary ones) have their calendars set on loud... I may

[lace-chat] Thanks Jane

2004-01-28 Thread Judith Bongiovanni
Thanks for the information. I do know about Ithaca and plan to attend this fall. Perhaps we will meet there. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Question

2004-01-28 Thread Judith Bongiovanni
I have been trying to place an order with lacefairy for several weeks and cannot seem to get through with the e-mail even by using the site. Does anyone know of an address where orders can be snail mailed? Thanks . Judy To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line:

[lace-chat] Haiku computer error messges? for real?

2004-01-28 Thread Clay Blackwell
SERENE JAPANESE COMPUTER MESSAGES HERE ARE SOME ACTUAL ERROR MESSAGES SEEN ON COMPUTER SCREENS IN JAPAN, WHERE SOME ARE WRITTEN IN HAIKU. AREN'T THESE BETTER THAN YOUR COMPUTER HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION?' The web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist. Chaos

[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Unpopular views

2004-01-28 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
From: R.P. If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: Hello. Can't work today, still queer. ~ Robin Tyler I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother. ~ Charles Pierce 'You could move.' ~ Abigail Van Buren, in response to a reader

[lace-chat] help for your computers... (?!)

2004-01-28 Thread Clay Blackwell
For those of you who happen to be living under the same roof with someone who manages to maintain your computer in working condition, I'm sending the following link... http://www.majorgeeks.com/ My DS told me I really needed to go there... and I did. I don't understand most of what I see, but

[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Dear Abby

2004-01-28 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
From: R.P. The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer. Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go

[lace-chat] Snow update

2004-01-28 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
Gentle Spiders, Yesterday, I was baulked of going grocery shopping (and the attendant senior citizen discount); there had been some more accumulation, and DH refused to shift. Not even if I dug out my car and did the driving... And, as I'm still 9 months short of my 55th b-day and need his

[lace-chat] TRUCK DRIVER THE BLONDE

2004-01-28 Thread Clive and Betty Ann Rice
This gives a bit of levity to this weather, and since I'm blonde, I find these jokes hilarious... Betty Ann +AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4AfgB+AH4- TRUCK DRIVER THE BLONDE As a Utah trucker