[lace-chat] :-) Who says cops don't have a sense of humour?

2004-09-01 Thread Jean Nathan
Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile. Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document. If you run, you'll only go to jail tired. Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you

[lace-chat] FYI emergency cell phone numbers, Ontario and others

2004-09-01 Thread Carolyn Hastings
Hello, Well, this is just a little weird. This story matches exactly a chain email that has been sent out, except that the place is supposed to be Winchester, VA, and the number to phone is *77. Everything else, even the woman's name, is word for word the same. So I did wonder if there is a