I have a dezhavoo (sorry, that's the best French imitation I can do
g) feeling about this one. But, far enough removed to be worth
recycling.
From: A.N.
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different every
week, so
the magician did the same tricks over and over and over again
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a
Ride!
David in
Thanks, Lorri,
that sounds interesting. I must make sure I supervise the event :-)
Still doesn't explain why the wire has to be French, but...
Helene, the froggy from Melbourne, starting to prepare for the ALG
conference in Adelaide. Hope the weather will be nicer than 2 years ago!
--- Lorri
I've got your note about your Gran,
You've put me to the test!
I've spent some time researching this,
And the news is not the best.
It can cause a family deep distress
When their Granny goes off line,
And hasn't fed her pussy cat
And it's nearly supper time.
She hasn't even left a note,
And it
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, Windy, isn't it?
Second one says, No, its Thursday!
Third one says, So am I. Let's go get a beer.
--
A man was telling his neighbour, I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me
