Re: [lace-chat] Intelligence of Garbage Disposal Disposal Operatives (!)

2005-01-26 Thread Carol Adkinson
Jean and Spiders, The last paragraph made me smile wryly!Far be it from me to insult any dustbin men but .Our daughter-in-law was at our house one Thursday morning, with her car on the road outside our house. Thursday is the day for wheelie-bin collection. My husband happened to be

[lace-chat] Fw: [Vets' Wives-Families] TOP 8 MORONS OF 2004

2005-01-26 Thread Lynn Weasenforth
Lynn [EMAIL PROTECTED] TOP 8 MORONS OF 2004 Danny [EMAIL PROTECTED] TOP 8 MORONS OF 2004 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter

[lace-chat] Friend holidaying in Thailand is back

2005-01-26 Thread Jean Nathan
DH's friend, Dave, who runs the last of the summer wine coffee stall in Poole and who was on holiday in Thailand when the tsunami struck has finally returned home safe. Dave and his friend were on the other side of Thailand, 500 miles away from the tsunami and didn't even feel the earthquake. The

[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Pittsburgh Women

2005-01-26 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
It pays to be careful when picking a wife... :) From: R.P. Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.  The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that

[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Yearly Physical

2005-01-26 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
I don't think it's too smutty for chat. And it's hillarious as well as being short and sweet... From: L.W. An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, I need a urine sample, a stool sample and

[lace-chat] anti-Darwin award?

2005-01-26 Thread Noelene Lafferty
Tamara, this happened within the last 24 hours or so in California somewhere - it's on the Australian news today. Sadly, it's for real. Noelene in Cooma [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://members.ozemail.com.au/~nlafferty/ This morning during the AM rush hour, a man decided to commit suicide by parking

Re: [lace-chat] :) Fwd: anti-Darwin award?

2005-01-26 Thread Martha Krieg
Clearly, the person was very disturbed - now the question is, was he depressed enough that this counts as an act of temporary insanity? Or is he fully legally responsible? What if he's a known mentally-ill person whose medications are not effective enough? He's going to be tried for

[lace-chat] Dating after sixty (lace-chat)

2005-01-26 Thread Helene Gannac
Dating After Sixty I love that one, Tamara! Must try to remember it in a few years time...if I can :-) Helene, the froggy from Melbourne, who's sick of the heat. Why can't we exchange with some of that lovely snow you're having in Europe and the US, I don't know!! Find local movie times and

[lace-chat] Re: Dating after sixty

2005-01-26 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Jan 26, 2005, at 20:48, Helene Gannac wrote: Dating After Sixty I love that one, Tamara! Must try to remember it in a few years time...if I can :-) I wish you'd mentioned the date it appeared on chat, as I can't remember what you're talking about, even if I am still 5yrs short of the big