One of the better ones and a new one to me...
From: R.P.
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years
they had been married. She
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very
elderly widow and asked, How old was your husband? 98, she replied.
Two
years older than me. So you're 96, the undertaker commented. She
responded, Hardly worth going home, is it?
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