We were visiting his parents in Maryland and had been to the Lutheran
Christmas Eve service. My hair was all done up (by a hairdresser for
once!) because we'd been to a diplomatic party the night before - his
father was in the foreign service - and I was wearing a red velvet
dress I'd made that
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door th
