PASTOR'S BUSINESS CARD
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it
seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated
knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote
"Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it i
Joy Beeson [EMAIL PROTECTED] mentioned fabric.com...
I don't have problems spending on fabric on-line. I typically don't buy it
online. There are too many variables to deal with and I am very tactile. I
like to touch it before I buy it.
I want to know the hand of the fabric, yarn
I am glad to hear sewing is coming back. I have sewn since I learned in Home
Economics in Jr. High many years ago. I haven't sewn in some years now, but I
do know how. Walmart I believe is getting rid of all their sewing departments.
What a shame when things may be on the upswing. Here in the U
Hi all,
This is non-lace, but interesting so will send to both lists. I haven't been
keeping close tabs on the lists lately, so if someone else has mentioned this
sight before please forgive a repeat. My sister sent this to me because if my
many fiber interests. Those who like math and crochet w
Dear Spiders,
I love the meaning in this little story.
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole,
which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it while the
other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water, at the end
o
The spoon
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the
waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I
noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked
David and other helpful folk,
Thanks for the explanations of "footy". I love learning new lingo!
Michele Hitch
Salinas, California, USA
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Okay David, I was raised in a family whose rule was if you used a term others
did not understand you had to explain it. Please explain what a footy is.
TIA,
Michele Hitch
Salinas, California
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Hi all,
Sorry about the all caps on the fifty dollars humor. I copied and pasted not
thinking about the caps. I've been around for a long time, but am still
capable of the beginner errors when the brain sleeps while I e-mail. Please
accept my apology.
Michele Hitch
Salinas, California
To uns
MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO
THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR.
EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY,
"ESTHER, I 'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT
HELICOPTER."
ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED,
" I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE
IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."
A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MOR
> REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
>
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> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
> 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
>
>
> FREE PUPPIES:
> 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
>
>
> FREE PUPPIES...
> Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
> Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a sin
The cake
Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love thisespecially all
of the ladies who bake for church events.
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church ladies' group bake sale
in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot to do it until the last minute.
She remembered it th
This is cute, I hope you like it as much as I did.
Michele Hitch
Salinas, California
Where we finally have sun today. We've had rain 21 of the last 31 days. Boy am
I happy to see the sun!
The BIRDS and The BEES.
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father an
I thought I would send this on as it contains a wide range of products often
kept around the house. I have not tested these, so all disclaimers etc. Still
fun to read. I saw a couple I might try.
Enjoy!
Michele Hitch
Salinas, California, USA
Where I am starting to think it is time to build an Ark
I just received this from my mother today. I was ROTFL. I haven't seen this one
before. Well worth the read!
Enjoy!
anonymous
I had prepared for it like any intelligent woman would. I went on a starvation
diet the day before, knowing that all the extra weight would just melt off in
24-hours
This if for fans and non-fans of E-bay. I ran across this on a knitting blog
while searching for free sweater patterns. It's cute.
http://tinafolsomphotography.com/ebay_song.html
Michele Hitch
Salinas, California
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Hi all,
I sent my exchange card away to Australia today. I hope it has a safe trip
overseas.
I received a lovely card in the mail today from Dianne Taylor of Dunlap
Tennessee. I will hang my red and gold BL candle on our tree when we get it up.
I love having a new lace treasure to hang on the
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