From: R.P.
A cocky South Dakota Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm
and told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new
road."
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."
The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State of South
Dakota to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I
wish on farm land."
So he went inspecting, while the old farmer went about his farm chores.
Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Department of Highways
employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize
bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and gaining on
the employee at every step.
The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!
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Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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