[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Men are like....

[Tamara P. Duvall]

This is the "evil twin" of the previous, man-bashing joke (the 
chain-letter about swapping spouses) - a *slightest tad* "iffy" in the 
language department, esp at the beginning... But nothing I didn't know 
(Polish equivalent) by the time I was 11 or so, and we're all older 
than that here, no?

From: S.M.
1. Men are like... Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like... Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure 
why.

5. Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head 
right for your    hips.

6. Men are like... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like... Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like... Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of 
emotion.

10. Men are like... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little 
while.

11. Men are like...  Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
12. Men are like... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like... Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the 
rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any 
understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to 
know !!!!!!!!!!  
 
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Tamara P Duvall                            http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA     (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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