This has nothing whatsoever to do with the sensible chat about wasps etc - but funny IMO.
> > A world renowned expert in the sounds of European wasps is > walking down the > High Street one day when he spots an advert in his local record shop for > "Wasp sounds from around the globe". > On further enquiry he discovers that a vinyl recording of this > subject has > just been released and a few copies are available in store there and then. > > Naturally, being a world renowned expert in the sounds of European wasps > he is curious and asks the young chap behind the counter if he can have a > listen to "Wasp sounds from around the globe". > > A few seconds later the world renowned expert in the sounds of European > wasps is standing at one of those little sound stations with his > headphones > on and a puzzled expression on his face. He removes the headphones, walks > back to the counter and catches the young sales persons attention. "Excuse > me" he says, "I'm a world renowned expert in the sounds of European wasps > and I've just been listening to "Wasp sounds from around the globe", and I > must say, there appears to be some mistake. Those are no wasp sounds with > which I am familiar". > > The young man dutifully checks the recording in question and assures the > world renowned expert in the sounds of European wasps that he is indeed > listening to "Wasp sounds from around the globe". > > Puzzled, the world renowned expert in the sounds of European > wasps returns > to the headphones and once again begins to listen. After a few seconds he > once again returns to the counter and accosts the young fellow there. > ""Excuse me" he says, "As I mentioned before, I am a world renowned expert > in the sounds of European wasps and I've just been listening to > "Wasp sounds > from around the globe" and I have to say again, those are no wasp sounds > with which I am familiar. Are you certain I have been listening to the > correct recording?" > > Slightly exasperated by now, the young man checks the disc currently > playing and with a slightly sheepish grin confesses: > > > . > > . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > "Oops, sorry Sir, I seem to have played you the Bee side" > > > ============================================ [EMAIL PROTECTED] in North Herts, UK ============================================ To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
