not sure if this has been on chat before, made me chuckle jenny barron
Scotland Bloke goes into a shop and asks for Irish Sausages". The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?" "If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ? Would ya, ay? Would Ya?" The assistant says, "Well no". "And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't," With self-indignation, the man says, "Well, all right then,why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?" The Assistant replies, "Because you're in Homebase. To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
