A somewhat late Valentine's Day poem - - - - - - - - -
poem by Anon E. Mouse to celebrate the day: WHAT'S AMORE? (sung to Dean Martin's "That's Amore") When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie That's amore. When an eel bites your hand And that's not what you planned That's a moray. When our habits are strange And our customs deranged That's our mores. When your horse munches straw And the bales total four That's some more hay. When a sand-coated board buffs your nails, yes milord that's emory. When two patterns of lines cross to form new designs That's a moiré. The briefest of pauses in poetic clauses, They are morae. When Othello's poor wife She gets stabbed with a knife That's a Moor, eh? When a Japanese knight Used a sword in a fight That's Samurai. Lesley No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.435 / Virus Database: 271.1.1/2687 - Release Date: 02/14/10 07:35:00 To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachnemodera...@yahoo.com.
