LAST WORDS Lying in a hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make motions as if he would like to speak. The priest, keeping watch at the side of the bed leaned quietly over and asked, " Do you have something you would like to say?" The man nodded in the affirmative and the priest handed him a pen and paper. "I know you can't speak, so use this to write a note and I will give it to your wife who's waiting outside." Gathering his last bit of strength, the man took them and scrawled his message, which he stuffed into the priest's hands. Then moments later, the man died. After administering the Last Rites, the priest left to break the sad news to the wife. After consoling her a bit, the priest handed her the note. "Here were his last words. Just before passing on, he wrote this message to you". The wife tearfully opened the message that read: "GET OFF MY OXYGEN HOSE NOW!!!!"
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