I think I've sat next to this "Salesman from _______" on a number of flights...
Subject: Fw: Little Tommy Little Tommy was in his seat on an airplane when a fellow passenger took the seat next to him. The stranger said "Hi....as long as we are going to be traveling companions for the next three hours lets talk ..... I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. They all eat the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea." "Well,then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?" Clay Blackwell Lynchburg, VA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
