From: T.W. 2
A little guy is sitting at a local bar just staring at his drink for half
an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver sits down next to him,
grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a
hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab
left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found out that my wife
ran off with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the
courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison !!!
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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