Received this in my mail today and thought it would be a good one to share. Hope it's appropriate from here.
>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If the letters of the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z were represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then: H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K would be: 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and, K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% but, A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% however - - B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% And, look how far ass kissing will take you: A - S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%. So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get you there, it's....... Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you over the top! ----------------------------- Jane Bawn Portchester, UK To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
