Quoting [EMAIL PROTECTED], from the post of Wed, 06 Sep:
A co-worker just informed me that there is now a ubuntu ce (christian edition)
and while I haven't had the time to take a look, I thought it might be nice to
have a je. (jewish edition)
some thought that struck my over-worked mind were:
* comes with a default lunar calendar and has popups for how many cleaning
days
left till pesach.
* Daf Yomi for Linux in 32 languages
* your choice of slang, hebrew, yiddish or aramaic
* (this one's for Marc V.) instead of a fortune your favorite Aphorisims from
Avadia Yosef.
* gematria of the day
almost all of this is already out there. you want the daemons to be
malakhey sharet, you want logwatch to find gematria explanations to
why services failed, you want a ClamAV that gets constant updates of the
latest Piskey Halakha sigs and search the disks for non-kosher code. You
want to separate partitions for mail and femail. And of course, you will
need to wait 360 minutes between dairy and meaty shell-based cronjobs.
BSD ports is much closer to Judeism. pour all the code into a big messy
blob, make world and see it run for 6 days, then let the CPU rest.
tov, enough :)
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