Sometimes we just need to remember WHAT the Rules of Life really
 are....

 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and
 it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I
 apologize" and "You are right."

 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

 5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat
 crow while it's still warm.

 6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go!
 You might meet somebody!"

 7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.

 8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year
 from now? How about one month? One week? One day?'

 9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

 10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

 11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of
 a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was
 right about you.

 12. Work is good, but it's not that important. Retirees know this for
 sure!

 13. And finally... Be really nice to your friends. You never know when 
 you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.



-- 
Rick Sivernell
Dallas, Texas  75287
972 306-2296
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Caldera Open Linux eWorkStation 3.1
Registered Linux User

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