Re: Bah!

2001-05-12 Thread Chris Ball
On Wed, May 09, 2001 at 05:04:23PM +0100, David Cantrell wrote: I've been made redundant. Anyone want an Evil Programmer? Sorry to hear that, David. Same story over here.. I'm on notice at the moment. I'm looking for another job working with Perl during the Summer (mid-June to mid-September,

Re: Monitors

2001-05-12 Thread Chris Ball
On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 04:22:04PM +0100, Dominic Mitchell wrote: How many things do you have on top of your monitor? -Dom Oh, God. Here's one I can win, although it's spread over two monitors. I've got a 21 SGI monitor with one Penguin Computing penguin and two mini-IBM penguins on, and a

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Chris Devers ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: At 10:06 PM 2001.05.09 +0100, Grep wrote: well i had 15 minutes to spare so i decided to do this ... Lessee... Let's make a film, London.pm - the Movie! What a great idea! Can their be vampyres? They could represent the lifesucking programmers

Re: 101 uses for an inflatable Tux

2001-05-12 Thread Paul Makepeace
On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 06:42:40PM +0100, Martin Ling wrote: Suggestions also welcome for all of these: http://pkl.net/~martin/lonix-2001-05-10/ Does that come with a Back Orifice? Paul

BOFHs requiring license

2001-05-12 Thread Paul Makepeace
``BOFHs will legally need licence to work'' http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/7/18866.html Absurd, laughable and bizarre. What *is* wrong with the UK? Paul

Long Dark Teatime of the Soul

2001-05-12 Thread Dave Hodgkinson
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1326000/1326657.stm

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Martin Ling
On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 09:20:59AM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: London.pm - the Movie! What a great idea! As I was saying to someone only yesterday, movies made by a bunch of crazy geeks would be an absolute riot. Go for it. Martin

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Martin Ling ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 09:20:59AM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: London.pm - the Movie! What a great idea! As I was saying to someone only yesterday, movies made by a bunch of crazy geeks would be an absolute riot. Go for it. Somehow I see

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Dean S Wilson
-Original Message- From: Greg McCarroll [EMAIL PROTECTED] Of course we could make a cyberpunk movie instead, now let me thing about it Someone please employ Mr Mccarroll. My mail box can't cope with him having this much spare time. ;) Dean -- Profanity is the one language all

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Leon Brocard
Greg McCarroll sent the following bits through the ether: Somehow I see b-movie horror mixed with independence day style computer geek saves the world. Buffy meets Real Genius meets Hackers meets Spaced meets Seven Samurai meets Pi meets Office Space meets Blade Runner meets Austin Powers?

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Simon Cozens
On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 04:08:27PM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: Aha - some dark evil force creates a website (BIG FONTS) that attracts young people from the world and has lots of flashy stuff on it (ok it would be flash, but this is a movie, so its just going to be BIG FONTS AND SWIRLING

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Alex Page
On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 09:20:59AM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: London.pm - the Movie! What a great idea! Can their be vampyres? They could represent the lifesucking programmers who religiously follow Booch methodology and use Java. How about a movie set in a post-holocaustic London where

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Simon Cozens ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: Snow Crash, essentially. yeah but with Vampires, and the sword fighting would be carried out in the real world by a young blonde female - see its totally original! -- Greg McCarroll http://www.mccarroll.uklinux.net

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Greg McCarroll
* Alex Page ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 09:20:59AM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: London.pm - the Movie! What a great idea! Can their be vampyres? They could represent the lifesucking programmers who religiously follow Booch methodology and use Java. How about a

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Chris Devers
On Sat, 12 May 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote: * Chris Devers ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote: At 10:06 PM 2001.05.09 +0100, Grep wrote: well i had 15 minutes to spare so i decided to do this ... Lessee... Let's make a film, London.pm - the Movie! What a great idea! Can their be

Re: Long Dark Teatime of the Soul

2001-05-12 Thread Neil Ford
On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 11:56:48AM +0100, Dave Hodgkinson wrote: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1326000/1326657.stm Unfortunately I got the phone call at 7:10 this morning :-( Definitely a strange day. Neil. -- Neil C. Ford Managing Director, Yet Another Computer Solutions

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Martin Ling
On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 04:08:27PM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: Somehow I see b-movie horror mixed with independence day style computer geek saves the world. ObRant (sigh, becoming a habit again): 'Oh, hey! Like, I saw that Antitrust movie! I remember you're one of those Linux guys, so you

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread David Cantrell
On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 11:49:05AM -0400, Alex Page wrote: How about a movie set in a post-holocaustic London where the surviving Perl Mongers are desperately trying to survive against the hordes of radiation-addled Java Zombies, and locate the few remaining stashes of beer and bandwidth?

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Martin Ling
On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 04:38:08PM +0100, Simon Cozens wrote: On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 04:08:27PM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: Aha - some dark evil force creates a website (BIG FONTS) that attracts young people from the world and has lots of flashy stuff on it (ok it would be flash, but

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Martin Ling
On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 08:01:26PM +0100, David Cantrell wrote: Evil Dead - the Language of Darkness. Or some kind of bizzaro martial arts fest pitching the Heretics against the True London.pm'ers (tm)... And has someone stolen our Illustrious Leader's Secret Manual? Y'know, if we

Re: Monitors

2001-05-12 Thread Natalie Ford
At 16:22 11/05/01, Dominic Mitchell wrote: How many things do you have on top of your monitor? 8: 1. beanie baby camel (Niles) 2. beanie buddy (bigger) camel (Humphrey) 3. SUSE plush gecko (Geeko) 4. plush dust puppy (another is hanging from my shelf) 5. beanie baby lizard (Scaly) 6.

Re: O Brother (was Re: Buffy musings ...)

2001-05-12 Thread Piers Cawley
Nathan Torkington [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Piers Cawley writes: I'm trying to work out if I was bowled over by 'Go to sleep pretty baby' because of the song or the visuals... Ob Porn: You can see a nipple and curve of a breast through a wet shirt if you look in the right place.

Re: Movies (was Re: Buffy musings ...)

2001-05-12 Thread Piers Cawley
Nathan Torkington [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Greg McCarroll writes: And while we are on the old films chestnut, my current recommendation is 'O Brother, where art thou?', excellent film. I loved it. I've seen it twice. Of course, I'm a bluegrass music nut. Bluegrass is okay, but I

Re: Traditional music (was Re: Movies (was Re: Buffy musings ...))

2001-05-12 Thread Piers Cawley
Nathan Torkington [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Greg McCarroll writes: I think `man of sorrow' will be a good ambassador for bluegrass Yup, it is. I'd just like to add that I saw it performed by the real band (i.e., not George Clooney lipsynching) one week ago. It was bloody brilliant. I

Re: Movies (was Re: Buffy musings ...)

2001-05-12 Thread Piers Cawley
David H. Adler [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: On Wed, May 09, 2001 at 08:55:16AM -0600, Nathan Torkington wrote: On the subject of music (despite the Subject: of movies) ... anyone here into trad. Irish instrumental music? [raises hand] Actually, Celtic in general, more than *just*

Re: Dim Sum?

2001-05-12 Thread Piers Cawley
Leo Lapworth [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: On Wed, May 09, 2001 at 02:30:13PM +0100, Dave Hodgkinson wrote: Leon Brocard [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Dave Hodgkinson sent the following bits through the ether: Anyone up for Dim Sim at 1 O'clock? Yes. New World, Gerrard Street. I

Re: Irish music (was RE: Movies (was Re: Buffy musings ...))

2001-05-12 Thread Piers Cawley
Cross David - dcross [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: From: Nathan Torkington [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, May 09, 2001 3:55 PM On the subject of music (despite the Subject: of movies) ... anyone here into trad. Irish instrumental music? Well, I prefer stuff with lyrics, but enjoy

Re: Irish music (was RE: Movies (was Re: Buffy musings ...))

2001-05-12 Thread Piers Cawley
Matthew Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Dave Cross: You sound like the kind of person who would really enjoy the Cambridge Folk Festival Or, indeed, the Holmfirth Folk Festival: on this weekend for all your real ale, finger-in-ear, set-in-summer-wine-country needs

Re: Movies (was Re: Buffy musings ...)

2001-05-12 Thread David H. Adler
On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 05:37:24PM -0400, Piers Cawley wrote: David H. Adler [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: On Wed, May 09, 2001 at 08:55:16AM -0600, Nathan Torkington wrote: On the subject of music (despite the Subject: of movies) ... anyone here into trad. Irish instrumental music?

Re: mod perl

2001-05-12 Thread Hans Juergen von Lengerke
Robin Szemeti: chances are it isnt a leak at all, just cached info filling up the planet .. more investigation needed. If it turns out that the caching is good but unpredictable in terms of how much caching will occur have a look at Apache::SizeLimit Hans.

Re: Traditional music (was Re: Movies (was Re: Buffy musings ...))

2001-05-12 Thread Jonathan Stowe
On 12 May 2001, Piers Cawley wrote: I prefer trad English. And I really prefer trad. English vocal, preferably without instruments... I thought I saw someone who looked like you with the Morris Dancers last monday :) /J\

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Piers Cawley
Leon Brocard [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: Greg McCarroll sent the following bits through the ether: Somehow I see b-movie horror mixed with independence day style computer geek saves the world. Buffy meets Real Genius meets Hackers meets Spaced meets Seven Samurai meets Pi meets Office

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Piers Cawley
Martin Ling [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 04:38:08PM +0100, Simon Cozens wrote: On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 04:08:27PM +0100, Greg McCarroll wrote: Aha - some dark evil force creates a website (BIG FONTS) that attracts young people from the world and has lots of

Re: Traditional music (was Re: Movies (was Re: Buffy musings ...))

2001-05-12 Thread Dave Cross
At 22:36 12/05/2001, you wrote: I prefer trad English. And I really prefer trad. English vocal, preferably without instruments... Known amongst many of my friends as The Ballad Of God Knows Who[1] Dave... [1] Part of an affectionate classification of folk music into just two styles: The

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Simon Cozens
On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 08:06:48PM +0100, Martin Ling wrote: Snow Crash, essentially. I was thinking recently about how well it would work as a film. You're obviously not the only one: http://www.corona.bc.ca/films/details/snowcrash.html -- Intel engineering seem to have misheard Intel

Re: see attachment

2001-05-12 Thread Chris Ball
On Sat, May 12, 2001 at 08:06:48PM +0100, Martin Ling wrote: I was thinking recently about how well it would work as a film. Totally. I mean, if they can make Antitrust.. :) :still laughs at: I've fixed our bottleneck! What, you realised that you've been writing Java?.. ~C. -- Chris Ball.

Re: putting escape characters in files

2001-05-12 Thread David H. Adler
On Fri, May 11, 2001 at 11:55:46AM +0100, Jonathan Peterson wrote: I see a topic far in the distance and rapidly dwindling... Topic? What's a topic? :-) -- David H. Adler - [EMAIL PROTECTED] - http://www.panix.com/~dha/ Six course banquet of nothing, with a scoop of sod-all for a palate