Re: Hang the Java programmers

2001-06-04 Thread AEF


 No, Java programmers are not hanged, they are burned at the stake.

 Tony




Re: Election Manifestos

2001-05-23 Thread AEF


On Wed, 23 May 2001, Simon Wistow wrote:

> Imp was crap when we started and it's also PHP based. I like PHP (/me
> gets coat) but I wouldn't do a large scale application in it (especially
> since I had just just done one then and hit some very large limitations)

 Could you elaborate on that a little? It's not too much of a danger, but
I may have to persuade people that PHP isn't the right solution for a
large-scale application. I know quite a few of the arguments, but it'd be
nice to have some real-world examples...

 Tony




Re: penderel going down for a little while

2001-05-22 Thread AEF



On Mon, 21 May 2001, jo walsh wrote:

> please wibble at me soon if this will cause you problems, or wibble at me
> or alex tomorrow if there are things you feel you're missing.

 I don't seem to have my yacht or my large villa in Southern France. Is
this your fault?

 Tony




Re: pc components

2001-05-17 Thread AEF



On Thu, 17 May 2001, Alex Gough wrote:

> Simply have a habit of sending me things in a really big brown paper bag,

 Simply sent my HDD in a big brown box.

 Which was in a really big brown paper bag.

 Tony




Re: pc components

2001-05-17 Thread AEF



On Thu, 17 May 2001, AEF wrote:

> later to say that it wasn't in stock (there website said it was). However,
^

 Ugh! I can't believe I did that...

 Tony




Re: pc components

2001-05-17 Thread AEF



On Thu, 17 May 2001, Roger Burton West wrote:

> On or about Thu, May 17, 2001 at 10:57:23AM +0100, Greg McCarroll typed:
> >
> >Does anyone have a recommendation for an online provider of PC components,
> >i'm looking for a couple of big hard drives (50Gb+).
> 
> I've had success with DABS - just make sure the thing's in stock before
> ordering.

 When I last ordered a HDD from Dabs, they mailed me a couple of days
later to say that it wasn't in stock (there website said it was). However,
ordering the same thing from http://www.simply.co.uk/ worked.

 I need to buy a new ATAPI CDROM drive today (my old one won't read CDRs).
Is there anything choose between different models, or do I just get any
old one?

 Tony




Re: A look over the shoulder of an XP programmer (auf deutsch)

2001-05-16 Thread AEF



On Wed, 16 May 2001, James Powell wrote:

> On Wed, May 16, 2001 at 02:27:19PM +0100, Simon Cozens wrote:

> > You've hit the fundamental problem with XP. Getting anything done requires
> > two programmers to agree on something; this, as everyone knows, is impossible.
> 
> No it isn't!

 You're right; it isn't.

 (Had to be done.)

 Tony




Re: London.pm List Weekly Summary 2001-04-16

2001-04-19 Thread AEF



On Thu, 19 Apr 2001, Simon Wistow wrote:

> This is the thirteenth of hopefully many weekly summaries of the London
> Perl Mongers mailing list. For the week starting 2001-04-16:
> 
> Greg McCarroll asked about online brokers, Robert and

 :)

 Tony




Re: Mourning clothes for London.pm

2001-04-18 Thread AEF



On Wed, 18 Apr 2001, Martin Ling wrote:

> Hmm. I know someone who quite fancies Anya.

 Mmm. Anya.

 Tony




Re: Grammar (was: Re: Linux.com Online Chat)

2001-04-05 Thread AEF


 An somewhat sceptical essay I wrote on whether psychology was a science
for my A' level psychology course came back with "You can argue that
psychology is a science, you can't argue that it isn't" written on it.

 I thought that rather nicely proved my point.

 Tony




Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-03 Thread AEF



On Tue, 3 Apr 2001, Paul Mison wrote:

> http://www.openbritain.gov.uk/

 Kewl. Is it GPL?

 Tony




Re: Crazy Idea

2001-04-03 Thread AEF


 Well, it /would/ give me an excuse to buy all that cool outdoor stuff I
want (yes, of course I need that 200ukp sleeping bag...)

On Tue, 3 Apr 2001, Lucy McWilliam wrote:

> Mmm.  I shall bring Mr Pointy.  All subject to FMD of course.

 I can probably be relied upon to bring a greater than strictly necessary
collection of sharp edges.

 Tony




Re: Fruit flies like a banana

2001-03-23 Thread AEF


On Fri, 23 Mar 2001, Robin Houston wrote:

> There's an interactive fruit fly on the interweb.

 I don't believe you.

> Really!

 Nope.

>  http://sdb.bio.purdue.edu/fly/aimain/1aahome.htm

 No, this is just a website. However, a real interactive fruit fly would
be fun. Webcam, food and other stuff controlled by people browsing the
site... bringing insect torture into the 21st century.

> Antennapedia is my favourite mutation, but I expect Lucy
> knows some better ones :-)

 You get a better class of fruit-fly in Cambridge.

 Tony




Re: ISO8601 [was] Re: Pointless, Badly-Written Module.

2001-03-23 Thread AEF


On Fri, 23 Mar 2001, Leon Brocard wrote:

> Really? How many flies do you have?

 One on each pair of trousers. Except track-suit bottoms.

 Tony




Re: ISO8601 [was] Re: Pointless, Badly-Written Module.

2001-03-23 Thread AEF



On Fri, 23 Mar 2001, Lucy McWilliam wrote:

> Love and fruit flies,

 I only really want /one/ of those things...

 Tony




Re: Houston, we have a problem [was] Re: ISO8601 [was] Re:Pointless, Badly-Written Module.

2001-03-23 Thread AEF


On Fri, 23 Mar 2001, Niklas Nordebo wrote:

> On Fri, Mar 23, 2001 at 05:48:42PM +, Robin Szemeti wrote:
> > and for a bonus half point (cos its easy) .. why was HAL called HAL?
> 
> It's IBM with each letter shifted once to the left.

 Clarke plausibly denies that he noticed this before writing it. I could
tell you what it means in the book, but it's not wort typing all those
long words for half-a-point.

 Tony




Re: ISO8601 [was] Re: Pointless, Badly-Written Module.

2001-03-21 Thread AEF


On Wed, 21 Mar 2001, Simon Wilcox wrote:

> I thought I'd look this up, but the BSI want 50 quid for a copy.
> 
> I appreciate this is how they make money to fund the standards work but it 
> seems a tad steep for the casual viewer such as myself.
> 
> Anyone know of a free online resource ?

 Useful Summary: http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/iso-time.html
 Standard: ftp://ftp.qsl.net/pub/g1smd/8601v03.pdf 

 Google is Good[tm].

 TOny




Re: Pointless, Badly-Written Module.

2001-03-21 Thread AEF



On Tue, 20 Mar 2001, Dave Cross wrote:

> Which is the ISO standard (number 8601) for dates for a very good 
> reason.
> 
> Dave...
> [who actually prefers MMDD because it sorts numerically]

 ISO8601 allows MMDD too (IIRC).

 Tony