Re: Kevin Smith Film Fest

2001-03-09 Thread Simon Wistow

Hamlet D'Arcy wrote:

 Long story short...  I won advance tickets, a mallrats CD, Mallrats baseball
 hat, mallrats stickers, and...  A FULL SET OF MALLRATS TRADING CARDS! (which
 I still have).

Must. Resist. Urge. To Burgle. House.



Re: Kevin Smith Film Fest

2001-03-09 Thread Mark Fowler

   I'll also draw a map at some point
  
  Details at http://www.twoshortplanks.com/simon/filmfest/
 
 In order to try and finish at a vaguely reasonable hour I'm going to
 start early. So, my house, 2pm for a 2:30 start on Saturday.

Want us to bring anything?

Later.

Mark.

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Re: Kevin Smith Film Fest

2001-03-07 Thread Jon Eyre


On Tue, 6 Mar 2001, Richard Clamp wrote:

 On Tue, Mar 06, 2001 at 07:17:06PM +, Jon Eyre wrote:
  On Tue, 6 Mar 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote:
Mallrats, 
   
   His best film
  
  No! Smith pimpz his talents out to the Mouse, 
  and the end result: A John Hughes movie with 
  buttfscking jokes...
 
 Which is exactly what makes it his best film.  

Miramax made Jason Mewes audition to play *himself*...

Now that I think about it, Clerks always seems a bit slow when I 
watch it now - a lot of good *bits*, and probably the best gags of the 
four, but not great as a whole. Mallrats at least has a
beginning/middle/end...
 
Chasing Amy 
 But she has such an annoying voice.

Rings a bell... raspy, throaty, Captain-Janeway-type voice?

Dogma was good, but a little tame after the Jay  Silent Bob comics - pity 
they couldn't persuade Neil Patrick Harris to appear...

snootchybootchies
j




Re: Kevin Smith Film Fest

2001-03-07 Thread Paul Makepeace

On Tue, Mar 06, 2001 at 10:18:36PM +, Richard Clamp wrote:
 But she has such an annoying voice.

http://www.ifilm.com/images/audio/960803.mp3 ...from...
http://www.ifilm.com/db/static_text/0,1699,13280,00.html

*That's* an annoying voice, shared by many Californian women ;-(

Paul



Re: Kevin Smith Film Fest

2001-03-07 Thread Richard Clamp

On Wed, Mar 07, 2001 at 11:27:38AM +, Jon Eyre wrote:
 Miramax made Jason Mewes audition to play *himself*...

Which he did so well. 

Miramax did a very good thing though, they dumped the original start
sequence.

 Chasing Amy 
  But she has such an annoying voice.
 
 Rings a bell... raspy, throaty, Captain-Janeway-type voice?

Only higher, so when they argue at the hockey ground it makes me think
of breaking glass.

 Dogma was good, but a little tame after the Jay  Silent Bob comics - pity 
 they couldn't persuade Neil Patrick Harris to appear...

Yeah, but I imagine he's too busy with his directing career.

-- 
Richard Clamp [EMAIL PROTECTED]



Re: Kevin Smith Film Fest

2001-03-07 Thread Hamlet D'Arcy

When Mallrats was released I was at University in the US. A week before the 
release the local paper ran a contest to win tickets to an advance 
screening. You had to use the work snootchie-bootckies in a sentence, best 
sentence winning.
Long story short...  I won advance tickets, a mallrats CD, Mallrats baseball 
hat, mallrats stickers, and...  A FULL SET OF MALLRATS TRADING CARDS! (which 
I still have).

"I thought maybe the Lo Mein had been poisoned, but I soon realized it was 
just my snootchie bootchies acting up again."

-Hamlet
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RE: Kevin Smith Film Fest

2001-03-07 Thread Mark . Kitching
Title: RE: Kevin Smith Film Fest





While we're off-topic...Jason Lee (Mallrats and Chasing Amy) a severely under-rated actor or does my love for the Kevin Smith films cloud my judgment, the closest I've seen him to real fame is a 5 minute appearance in Enemy of the State which really doesn't seem right, what else has he been in?

Oh, and as Stan Lee appears in Mallrats there's no relation there at all is there?


Finally, I have yet to see Dogma as I was so disappointed with Chasing Amy (except the first 20 minutes before the love Story kicked in), any good? Where does it rate in Kevin Smith repertoire?

Mark K.





Re: Kevin Smith Film Fest - Jason Lee

2001-03-07 Thread Richard Clamp

On Wed, Mar 07, 2001 at 01:12:22PM -, Hamlet D'Arcy wrote:
 professional skateboarding and videography. It was directed by Spike Jones 
 (the same who directed Being John Malkovitch).

nitpick ref="http://us.imdb.com/Name?Jonze,+Spike"/ more
(in)correctly spelt Spike Jonze, though imdb does seem to also call
him Spike Jones, for which I blame the contributors.

-- 
Richard Clamp [EMAIL PROTECTED]



Re: Kevin Smith Film Fest - Jason Lee

2001-03-07 Thread Hamlet D'Arcy

what else did Jason Lee appear in...

Since we're talking about Jason Lee...

He was in another Spike Jonez feature which was untitled.
Airwalk (J. Lee's shoe sponsor) produced a video to promote Airwalk which 
was again filmed by Spike. This one came out in '95. It was only distributed 
to Airwalk team riders, Airwalk Retail Stores, and special industry people. 
It was about 13 minutes long and featured J. Lee hitting tennis balls over a 
net, alone. J. Lee wore a smart tennis outfit of a white shirt and much to 
short shorts (especially for those days).
J. Lee's big acting break reportedly came through his then girlfriend. If 
you've seen Dazed and Confused, he dated the red-headed girl who drove 
around with the two not-so-cool guys looking for the party out in the woods. 
She reportedly introduced him to the right people. The relationship seems to 
be fact, but the acting break might be a rumour.
And yes, Jason Lee was my idol for about 4 years (until it became apparent 
that he had quit skating in order to act).
And yes, those in the know call him simply, "J. Lee".

-H. D'Arcy


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RE: Kevin Smith Film Fest

2001-03-07 Thread Mark . Kitching

Drifting further off topic - In case anyone hasn't seen it yet:

http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=8343

Mark K.



Re: Kevin Smith Film Fest

2001-03-06 Thread Jon Eyre



On Tue, 6 Mar 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote:
 * Simon Wistow ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  Mallrats, 
 
 His best film

No! Smith pimpz his talents out to the Mouse, 
and the end result: A John Hughes movie with 
buttfscking jokes...
 
  Chasing Amy 
 
 His ``worst'' film

This is *real cinema* - mind you it has extra resonance fr me, because I
used to date a lesbian (or at least that was the excuse she gave me...)
 
  Dogma.
 
 The film you realise that Alanis Morisette is quite cute when
 she is silent ;-)

Alan Morrissey attractive? Gimme some o' *that* crack vicar...

Anyone else drink too much and wake up on a train in the middle of 
Hampshire thursday night? Or was it just me..?

j

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Re: Kevin Smith Film Fest

2001-03-06 Thread Richard Clamp

On Tue, Mar 06, 2001 at 07:17:06PM +, Jon Eyre wrote:
 On Tue, 6 Mar 2001, Greg McCarroll wrote:
   Mallrats, 
  
  His best film
 
 No! Smith pimpz his talents out to the Mouse, 
 and the end result: A John Hughes movie with 
 buttfscking jokes...

Which is exactly what makes it his best film.  

If it makes you feel any better he claims he had to make it so that he
could keep those influences out of:

   Chasing Amy 
  
  His ``worst'' film
 
 This is *real cinema* - mind you it has extra resonance fr me, because I
 used to date a lesbian (or at least that was the excuse she gave me...)

But she has such an annoying voice.  The first time I saw it I didn't
notice and got wrapped up in the story.  The second time I just about
made it through, and though I can watch it again, but it's never my
first choice.

 Anyone else drink too much and wake up on a train in the middle of 
 Hampshire thursday night? Or was it just me..?

I didn't, but I did have this terrible habit of getting mildly tipsy
with london.pm, and then waking up the next morning in Birmingham.  I
managed to reduce the ugliness by moving.

-- 
Richard Clamp [EMAIL PROTECTED]