Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Simon Wilcox

Just saw this linked from a hugely obvious banner ad on the Register :

http://training.gbdirect.co.uk/courses/perl/for_the_register.html

Great idea to tie it in to a success story I thought.

Simon.



Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Richard Clamp

On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 01:15:17PM +0100, Simon Wilcox wrote:
 Just saw this linked from a hugely obvious banner ad on the Register :
 
 http://training.gbdirect.co.uk/courses/perl/for_the_register.html
 
 Great idea to tie it in to a success story I thought.

Grumble grumble.

At least they only claim to be the maintenance team.  Almost like
boasting about being the team sent in to fetch the team sent in to
rescue the hostages.

If on the other hand you want the dev team, I'm sure Barbie and I
could figure something to tell you for the right amount of beer.

I'm half tempted to see what they'd teach me though... :)

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Richard Clamp [EMAIL PROTECTED]



Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Dave Thorn

On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 03:37:19PM +0100, Richard Clamp wrote:
 
 If on the other hand you want the dev team, I'm sure Barbie and I

*cough*

oh hang on, do I really want to be associated with the bastards?

 could figure something to tell you for the right amount of beer.

that settles it, yes.  everything's for sale, even pride.

 I'm half tempted to see what they'd teach me though... :)

pipe-lagging?  martial arts?  surfing?  personal hygiene? ;)

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Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Merijn Broeren

Quoting Richard Clamp ([EMAIL PROTECTED]):
 
 At least they only claim to be the maintenance team.  Almost like
 boasting about being the team sent in to fetch the team sent in to
 rescue the hostages.
 
Hang on, that still sounds like the original team needed to be rescued.
I'd change that statement to 'boasting about being the team shining 
the boots and greasing the pickaxes of the team sent in to rescue the
hostages'. Who are now apparently enjoying their beer. ;-)

Cheers,
-- 
Merijn Broeren | 
Software Geek  | Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again. 
   | 



Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Richard Clamp

On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 03:43:27PM +0100, Dave Thorn wrote:
  I'm half tempted to see what they'd teach me though... :)
 
  personal hygiene? ;)

So that's why you never come home anymore...

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Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Dave Thorn

On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 03:47:40PM +0100, Richard Clamp wrote:
 On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 03:43:27PM +0100, Dave Thorn wrote:
   I'm half tempted to see what they'd teach me though... :)
  
   personal hygiene? ;)
 
 So that's why you never come home anymore...

I'm sorry. I didn't want you to find out this way...

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Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Simon Wistow

Dave Thorn wrote:

 that settles it, yes.  everything's for sale, even pride.

London Pride?



-- 
simon wistowwireless systems coder
 only second toughest



Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Dave Thorn

On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 03:59:54PM +0100, Simon Wistow wrote:
 Dave Thorn wrote:
 
  that settles it, yes.  everything's for sale, even pride.
 
 London Pride?

obviously.  they don't just give it away or hoard it, y'know?

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Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Lucy McWilliam


On Wed, 13 Jun 2001, Dave Thorn wrote:

 On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 03:59:54PM +0100, Simon Wistow wrote:
  Dave Thorn wrote:
 
   that settles it, yes.  everything's for sale, even pride.
 
  London Pride?

 obviously.  they don't just give it away...

Shame.


L.
Beer good.




Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Dave Thorn

On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 04:09:16PM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
 
 Beer good.

beer : no beer

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Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Mark Fowler

On Wed, 13 Jun 2001, Lucy McWilliam wrote:

 Beer good.

Beer Foamy.

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Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Lucy McWilliam


On Wed, 13 Jun 2001, Mark Fowler wrote:

 On Wed, 13 Jun 2001, Lucy McWilliam wrote:

  Beer good.

 Beer Foamy.

Only when you add bubble bath...


L.
A young, female, non-bearded, non-jumpered members of CAMRA?  *shock*





Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Matthew Byng-Maddick

On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 04:09:16PM +0100, Lucy McWilliam wrote:
 On Wed, 13 Jun 2001, Dave Thorn wrote:
  On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 03:59:54PM +0100, Simon Wistow wrote:
   Dave Thorn wrote:
that settles it, yes.  everything's for sale, even pride.
   London Pride?
  obviously.  they don't just give it away...
 Shame.
 Beer good.

It's a real pity, then, that most places don't have the first clue how to
keep London Pride, and it often tastes a lot worse than it can at its best.

MBM




Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Barbie

From: Richard Clamp [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 01:15:17PM +0100, Simon Wilcox wrote:
  Just saw this linked from a hugely obvious banner ad on the Register :
 
  http://training.gbdirect.co.uk/courses/perl/for_the_register.html
 
  Great idea to tie it in to a success story I thought.

 Grumble grumble.

 At least they only claim to be the maintenance team.  Almost like
 boasting about being the team sent in to fetch the team sent in to
 rescue the hostages.

 If on the other hand you want the dev team, I'm sure Barbie and I
 could figure something to tell you for the right amount of beer.

Only just seen this!

They probably could only get away with saying they maintain it due to the
amount of complex stuff in there, and potential legal implications if they
said they designed it. But I'll agree with The Goth here, do we really want
to associate with the buggers?

 I'm half tempted to see what they'd teach me though... :)

Seeing as they're in Bradford, perhaps how to make damn fine curries. That's
it, you've convinced me, where do I sign up?

Barbie





Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Barbie

From: Lucy McWilliam [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Beer good.

But Guinness is better ;)

Barbie





Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Nicholas Clark

On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 03:57:08PM +0100, Dave Thorn wrote:
 On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 03:59:54PM +0100, Simon Wistow wrote:
  Dave Thorn wrote:
  
   that settles it, yes.  everything's for sale, even pride.
  
  London Pride?
 
 obviously.  they don't just give it away or hoard it, y'know?

There were posters up at London Bridge station about a promotion where the
pubs on various of the London stations were giving away free pints, different
days for different stations. I first saw the poster on May 5th.
The promotions were either on May 3rd or May 2nd.
Now, as the poster had a nice big picture of London Pride on it (IIRC) it
is unlikely that I would have walked past it for even 1 day without noticing
it. So I wonder if the cheeky buggers only put the posters up after the event.

Nicholas Clark



Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Jonathan Stowe

On Wed, 13 Jun 2001, Nicholas Clark wrote:

 On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 03:57:08PM +0100, Dave Thorn wrote:
  On Wed, Jun 13, 2001 at 03:59:54PM +0100, Simon Wistow wrote:
   Dave Thorn wrote:
  
that settles it, yes.  everything's for sale, even pride.
  
   London Pride?
 
  obviously.  they don't just give it away or hoard it, y'know?

 There were posters up at London Bridge station about a promotion where the
 pubs on various of the London stations were giving away free pints, different
 days for different stations. I first saw the poster on May 5th.
 The promotions were either on May 3rd or May 2nd.
 Now, as the poster had a nice big picture of London Pride on it (IIRC) it
 is unlikely that I would have walked past it for even 1 day without noticing
 it. So I wonder if the cheeky buggers only put the posters up after the event.


They had it at Cannon Street a few weeks ago on free offer - I had a
couple of free cans of it.  However they have it cheap in cans and I have
a couple most nights :)

/J\




Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Wed, 13 Jun 2001, Barbie wrote:

 They probably could only get away with saying they maintain it due to the
 amount of complex stuff in there, and potential legal implications if they
 said they designed it. But I'll agree with The Goth here, do we really want
 to associate with the buggers?
 
  I'm half tempted to see what they'd teach me though... :)

hmmm .. whilst I don't know what their Perl skills are like I do know
they are a generally clueful outfit .. ISTR one of the founders has his
name on more than one UNIX book of repute ...

-- 
Robin Szemeti   

Redpoint Consulting Limited
Real Solutions For A Virtual World 



Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Barbie [easynet]

From: Robin Szemeti [EMAIL PROTECTED]

 On Wed, 13 Jun 2001, Barbie wrote:

  They probably could only get away with saying they maintain it due to
the
  amount of complex stuff in there, and potential legal implications if
they
  said they designed it. But I'll agree with The Goth here, do we really
want
  to associate with the buggers?
 
   I'm half tempted to see what they'd teach me though... :)

 hmmm .. whilst I don't know what their Perl skills are like I do know
 they are a generally clueful outfit .. ISTR one of the founders has his
 name on more than one UNIX book of repute ...

Richard, The Goth and I were referring to The Register not the GBDirect
people.

Barbie.




Re: Training anyone ?

2001-06-13 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Thu, 14 Jun 2001, Barbie [easynet] wrote:
 From: Robin Szemeti [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 
  On Wed, 13 Jun 2001, Barbie wrote:
 
   They probably could only get away with saying they maintain it due to
 the
   amount of complex stuff in there, and potential legal implications if
 they
   said they designed it. But I'll agree with The Goth here, do we really
 want
   to associate with the buggers?
  
I'm half tempted to see what they'd teach me though... :)
 
  hmmm .. whilst I don't know what their Perl skills are like I do know
  they are a generally clueful outfit .. ISTR one of the founders has his
  name on more than one UNIX book of repute ...
 
 Richard, The Goth and I were referring to The Register not the GBDirect
 people.

right .. got it ..

I'll just keep quiet lest I put my foot in it ...again :)

-- 
Robin Szemeti   

Redpoint Consulting Limited
Real Solutions For A Virtual World