Re: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread Simon Wistow

Cross David - dcross wrote:
 
 [1] http://www.pair.com/spook [2] for those of you not yet acquainted with
 Mr Corley's particualt brand of madness.
 
 [2] At least, that _was_ his web site, but trying to access it from behind
 this firewall I get The Websense category Tasteless is restricted.


404 - G3b0rk3d



Re: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Cross David - dcross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 From: Greg McCarroll [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2001 2:02 PM
 
  Just plucked this out of alt.humour.best.of.usenet (originally from
  the frasier newsgroup), and it made me curl up with laughter, maybe 
  its not everyones taste of funny but some may enjoy it  
 
 [snip]
 
 Heh! Sounds like he should be talking to Mike Corley[1].
 
 Dave...
 
 [1] http://www.pair.com/spook [2] for those of you not yet acquainted with
 Mr Corley's particualt brand of madness.

if you really want to find out about Mr Corley, you are far better
doing a dejanews search for the man, i even found a FAQ about him, my 
favourite bit was ...

 2.  What is the evidence for his claims?

 Evidence is Mike's Achilles Heel, the area where he has most
 difficulty. Over the years, many people have tried to help him present
 convincing evidence for his claims of MI5 persecution. They have asked
 the pertinent questions: What is their motive? How are they able to do
 it? Sadly, despite all this encouragement from other Usenet users, Mike
 has made very little progress in this respect to date.

thats spys for you, they never leave you evidence!


 [2] At least, that _was_ his web site, but trying to access it from behind
 this firewall I get The Websense category Tasteless is restricted.

its a conspiracy!

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Re: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Simon Wistow ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 Cross David - dcross wrote:
  
  [1] http://www.pair.com/spook [2] for those of you not yet acquainted with
  Mr Corley's particualt brand of madness.
  
  [2] At least, that _was_ his web site, but trying to access it from behind
  this firewall I get The Websense category Tasteless is restricted.
 
 
 404 - G3b0rk3d

more evidence of a conspiracy!

-- 
Greg McCarroll  http://www.mccarroll.uklinux.net



RE: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread Cross David - dcross

From: Simon Wistow [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2001 2:25 PM

 Cross David - dcross wrote:
 
  [1] http://www.pair.com/spook [2] for those of you not yet acquainted
with
  Mr Corley's particualt brand of madness.
  
  [2] At least, that _was_ his web site, but trying to access it from
behind
  this firewall I get The Websense category Tasteless is restricted.
 
 404 - G3b0rk3d

'K. Try this one then http://www.five.org.uk/.

I have reasons to believe that Mike Corley lives very close to me.

Dave...

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Re: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Cross David - dcross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 From: Simon Wistow [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2001 2:25 PM
 
  Cross David - dcross wrote:
  
   [1] http://www.pair.com/spook [2] for those of you not yet acquainted
 with
   Mr Corley's particualt brand of madness.
   
   [2] At least, that _was_ his web site, but trying to access it from
 behind
   this firewall I get The Websense category Tasteless is restricted.
  
  404 - G3b0rk3d
 
 'K. Try this one then http://www.five.org.uk/.
 
 I have reasons to believe that Mike Corley lives very close to me.
 

Surely you mean Boleslaw Tadeusz Szocik. He lives i believe in
Englewood Road, SW12 (exact number removed just in case).

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Re: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread David Cantrell

On Thu, May 31, 2001 at 02:10:39PM +0100, Cross David - dcross wrote:

 Heh! Sounds like he should be talking to Mike Corley[1].

Is that fuckwit still going?

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RE: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread duncan


I have reasons to believe that Mike Corley lives very close to me.

because your gold plated cats keep on getting covered in tin foil?




duncan




RE: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread Cross David - dcross

From: Greg McCarroll [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2001 2:32 PM

 * Cross David - dcross ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  From: Simon Wistow [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Thursday, May 31, 2001 2:25 PM
  
   Cross David - dcross wrote:
   
[1] http://www.pair.com/spook [2] for those of you not yet
acquainted
with Mr Corley's particualt brand of madness.

[2] At least, that _was_ his web site, but trying to access it from
behind this firewall I get The Websense category Tasteless is 
restricted.
   
   404 - G3b0rk3d
  
  'K. Try this one then http://www.five.org.uk/.
  
  I have reasons to believe that Mike Corley lives very close to me.
 
 Surely you mean Boleslaw Tadeusz Szocik. He lives i believe in
 Englewood Road, SW12 (exact number removed just in case).

That's the one. And that _is_ very close to me.

Dave...

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Re: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread Greg McCarroll

* David Cantrell ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
 On Thu, May 31, 2001 at 02:10:39PM +0100, Cross David - dcross wrote:
 
  Heh! Sounds like he should be talking to Mike Corley[1].
 
 Is that fuckwit still going?
 

yeah, but he's a little thin these days as he's been on a spam and rice
diet to use up his Y2K emergency supplies ;-)

(sorry that was to easy to skip over)

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RE: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread Andy Williams

On Thu, 31 May 2001, Cross David - dcross wrote:

 That's the one. And that _is_ very close to me.

 Dave...


I'd move


Andy




RE: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread Robert Thompson

 From: Andy Williams [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]

 On Thu, 31 May 2001, Cross David - dcross wrote:
 
  That's the one. And that _is_ very close to me.
 
  Dave...
 
 
 I'd move
  
 Andy


Nah...

Have some fun...

Walk down the road wearing a trench coat (preferably black), hat (again
black for preference), dark glasses and carrying a video camera.

Stopping every 20 to 30 yards and panning the camera around just adds to the
effect.

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Re: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Robert Thompson ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  From: Andy Williams [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
 
  On Thu, 31 May 2001, Cross David - dcross wrote:
  
   That's the one. And that _is_ very close to me.
  
   Dave...
  
  
  I'd move
   
  Andy
 
 
 Nah...
 
 Have some fun...
 
 Walk down the road wearing a trench coat (preferably black), hat (again
 black for preference), dark glasses and carrying a video camera.


add some form of protective clothing and a mini sattelite dish with leads
dissappearing into a satchel for more fun

 Stopping every 20 to 30 yards and panning the camera around just adds to the
 effect.
 

also do it every day at a different time, but make sure their is some form
of pattern to your time, for instance make the number of minutes past 6 oclock
equal to the prime series mod 60



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Re: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread Andy Williams

 
  Walk down the road wearing a trench coat (preferably black), hat (again
  black for preference), dark glasses and carrying a video camera.


 add some form of protective clothing and a mini sattelite dish with leads
 dissappearing into a satchel for more fun

  Stopping every 20 to 30 yards and panning the camera around just adds to the
  effect.
 

 also do it every day at a different time, but make sure their is some form
 of pattern to your time, for instance make the number of minutes past 6 oclock
 equal to the prime series mod 60


Way too much thought has gone into this are you sure _you're_ not part
of THE conspiracy!!!

Andy




Re: OT,Joke : Forwarded from alt.humour.best.of.usenet

2001-05-31 Thread Greg McCarroll

* Andy Williams ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
  
   Walk down the road wearing a trench coat (preferably black), hat (again
   black for preference), dark glasses and carrying a video camera.
 
 
  add some form of protective clothing and a mini sattelite dish with leads
  dissappearing into a satchel for more fun
 
   Stopping every 20 to 30 yards and panning the camera around just adds to the
   effect.
  
 
  also do it every day at a different time, but make sure their is some form
  of pattern to your time, for instance make the number of minutes past 6 oclock
  equal to the prime series mod 60
 
 
 Way too much thought has gone into this are you sure _you're_ not part
 of THE conspiracy!!!
 

no, otherwise i would of specified to start this with a prime greater than 60 

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