Re: Dimsum Announcement Service

2001-03-16 Thread Dave Cross

At Fri, 16 Mar 2001 10:32:03 +, Leon Brocard [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Hi, you have reached the dimsum announcement service.
 
 Dimsum will be served today at 12.30pm at the New World restaurant at
 1 Gerrard Place in Chinatown.

Sorry. Too far from London Bridge.

 Piers and I will be there. You are all welcome to come, especially if
 you have any ideas on how to make my Parse::RecDescent parsers work
 faster.

Use Parse::FastDescent - oh, wait, that's not written yet.

Er... give Damian lots of money so he has lots of time to work on
Parse::FastDescent... ah... already done that :)

Use Parse::Yapp?

 This call has cost you fourty squillion quid. Please call again!

Bargain!

Dave...



Re: Dimsum Announcement Service

2001-03-16 Thread Robin Szemeti

On Fri, 16 Mar 2001, you wrote:

  This call has cost you fourty squillion quid. Please call again!
 
 Bargain!

ooh that reminds me .. there is a good scam going in the US .. you
run a 'Investment information telephone service' .. which charges ~250
dollars a minute ... so obviously no one will use it .. so you send a
bloke in a van round to every $BIG_CORP you can find with a parcel to be
signed for by non existent person, personally.  Since the person doesn't
exist the guy asks the receptionist if he can use a phone to call back to
the office ..  apparently the number of $BIG_CORPs with unrestricted
phone access at the reception desk makes this very worthwhile. 

-- 
Robin Szemeti

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So I installed Linux!