Bob Walker wrote:
all: there is more than one way to do it!
Of course on this topic (and since it's a Friday)...
and taking into account the talk of straight-jackets...
and the well known meme that Perl isn't a bondage and discipline language...
There's clearly the option of an ahem adult
On Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 08:26:30AM -0700, Ovid wrote:
Java (in straight jacket): I'm Java
Perl: I'm Perl.
Java: I can be trusted. I can't poke myself in the eye.
Perl: (shakes his/her head and walks off)
Java: Hey, come back! I need someone to scratch my nose!
J: I'm Java, I'm supported by
2009/7/29 Ovid publiustemp-londo...@yahoo.com:
Python (Japanese): I'm Ruby.
Perl: I'm Perl.
Python: I'm a clean, modern language.
Perl: Hey, you're Japanese. Don't you write that funny Kanji stuff? How can
you read that?
Python: Hey, it's a beautiful, expressive style of writing. It's not
- Original Message
From: Chisel Wright chi...@herlpacker.co.uk
On Wed, Jul 29, 2009 at 08:26:30AM -0700, Ovid wrote:
Python (Japanese): I'm Ruby.
Why is Java pretending to be someone else?
Er, how the heck did I miss that? Evidently my attempting to figure out how to
On Thu, 2009-07-30 at 09:49 +0100, Paul Makepeace wrote:
I think this is a great idea, and would be much, much funnier (and
well received) if Perl spent some time poking fun at itself. Lord
knows, there's enough scope for that.
Sign: YOU CAN EARN $$$ WITH PERL!!
JAPH: *places sticker reading
On Thu, 30 Jul 2009, Paul Makepeace wrote:
I think this is a great idea, and would be much, much funnier (and
well received) if Perl spent some time poking fun at itself. Lord
knows, there's enough scope for that.
perl5.8: Hello my name is perl five point eight
perl5.8: far too long lets try
On Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 15:04, Bob Walkerb...@randomness.org.uk wrote:
perl5.8: Hello my name is perl five point eight
perl5.8: far too long lets try this
perl5.8: hi my name is perl5.8
perl5.8: still to long!
perl5.8: hi im perl5.8
perl5.10: dude, just say hi
perl5.005_03: don't you mean
On 30 Jul 2009, at 14:23, Peter Corlett wrote:
On Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 01:59:47PM +0100, Denny wrote:
[...]
Sign: YOU CAN EARN $$$ WITH PERL!!
JAPH: *places sticker reading 'WRITE' over 'EARN'*
JAPH: *writes underneath* ...and it will compile and run.
Well, that's the first one that's
On Thu, 30 Jul 2009, Paul Makepeace wrote:
I think this is a great idea, and would be much, much funnier (and
well received) if Perl spent some time poking fun at itself. Lord
knows, there's enough scope for that.
(guy in t shirt)Hi I'm Perl
(guy on trampolene) Hi I'm Befunge
.
.
--
On 30 Jul 2009, at 14:34, Joel Bernstein wrote:
Well, that's the first one that's actually amusing enough to make
me grin.
I think what's particularly nice here is that it doesn't seem to be
a joke at another group's expense. This script would be harder than
some of the others to construe
On Thu, 30 Jul 2009, Paul Makepeace wrote:
I think this is a great idea, and would be much, much funnier (and
well received) if Perl spent some time poking fun at itself. Lord
knows, there's enough scope for that.
not really fun but quite obvious since a lot of you are going to be at
On 30 Jul 2009, at 14:34, Joel Bernstein wrote:
On 30 Jul 2009, at 14:23, Peter Corlett wrote:
On Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 01:59:47PM +0100, Denny wrote:
[...]
Sign: YOU CAN EARN $$$ WITH PERL!!
JAPH: *places sticker reading 'WRITE' over 'EARN'*
JAPH: *writes underneath* ...and it will compile
On 30 Jul 2009, at 14:56, Christopher Jones wrote:
So, the complete opposite of the original Mac/PC ads then
1. Mitchell and Webb are professional comedians and can make a menu
sound funny.
2. PC's suck and deserve to be belittled.
--
Dave HodgkinsonMSN:
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would be fun to
produce a small parody of the I'm a PC/I'm a Mac ads. Basically, it would be
a series of video shorts along the lines of I'm Java/I'm Perl, I'm Ruby/I'm
Perl, etc. All in good fun, of course :)
I don't think my
On Wed, 2009-07-29 at 07:32 -0700, Ovid wrote:
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would
be fun to produce a small parody of the I'm a PC/I'm a Mac ads.
Basically, it would be a series of video shorts along the lines of
I'm Java/I'm Perl, I'm Ruby/I'm Perl, etc.
In
2009/7/29 Ovid publiustemp-londo...@yahoo.com:
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would be fun
to produce a small parody of the I'm a PC/I'm a Mac ads. Basically, it
would be a series of video shorts along the lines of I'm Java/I'm Perl,
I'm Ruby/I'm Perl, etc.
On 29 Jul 2009, at 15:32, Ovid wrote:
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would
be fun to produce a small parody of the I'm a PC/I'm a Mac ads.
Basically, it would be a series of video shorts along the lines of
I'm Java/I'm Perl, I'm Ruby/I'm Perl, etc. All in
Adrian Lai wrote:
2009/7/29 Ovid publiustemp-londo...@yahoo.com:
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would be fun to produce a small parody of the
I'm a PC/I'm a Mac ads. Basically, it would be a series of video shorts along the lines of
I'm Java/I'm Perl, I'm
On 29 Jul 2009, at 15:32, Ovid wrote:
Would anyone be interested in working with me on this project, or
perhaps make it a Sponsored by London.pm thing? I already have
ideas for small sample scripts for a number of languages (one has a
Java programmer in a straight jacket bragging about
- Original Message
From: Adrian Lai p...@loathe.me.uk
Like the Java/Ruby on Rails thing of a few years ago?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbuyKUaKFo
I had totally forgotten about those.
I was thinking more along the lines of a very short series of jokes per
language, bundled
- Original Message
From: Christopher Jones c.jo...@ucl.ac.uk
Are you seriously asking London Perl M[[ou]]ngers to pretend to be Java
programmers? And to volunteer???
Hey, some of my best friends are cross-dressers.
Cheers,
Ovid
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* at 29/07 07:32 -0700 Ovid said:
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would
be fun to produce a small parody of the I'm a PC/I'm a Mac ads.
Basically, it would be a series of video shorts along the lines of
I'm Java/I'm Perl, I'm Ruby/I'm Perl, etc. All in good
Ovid publiustemp-londo...@yahoo.com wrote:
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would be fun
to produce a small parody of the I'm a PC/I'm a Mac ads. Basically, it
would be a series of video shorts along the lines of I'm Java/I'm Perl,
I'm Ruby/I'm Perl, etc.
On 29 Jul 2009, at 16:50, Struan Donald wrote:
* at 29/07 07:32 -0700 Ovid said:
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would
be fun to produce a small parody of the I'm a PC/I'm a Mac ads.
Basically, it would be a series of video shorts along the lines of
I'm
On 29 Jul 2009, at 15:32, Ovid wrote:
On the off chance that anyone here is interested, I thought it would
be fun to produce a small parody of the I'm a PC/I'm a Mac ads.
Basically, it would be a series of video shorts along the lines of
I'm Java/I'm Perl, I'm Ruby/I'm Perl, etc. All
- Original Message
From: Struan Donald str...@exo.org.uk
Isn't this just likely to turn out to be an exercise in poking a load
of wasps nests?
I certainly hope so.
Cheers,
Ovid
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Tech blog-
- Original Message
From: Dave Hodgkinson daveh...@gmail.com
I have a DV cam, tripod and white wall. Can blag a pro mike.
All sounds awesome except for the white wall. Would be nice to find
interesting settings which make people think WTF?
Cheers,
Ovid
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Buy the book -
On 29 Jul 2009, at 18:10, Ovid wrote:
- Original Message
From: Dave Hodgkinson daveh...@gmail.com
I have a DV cam, tripod and white wall. Can blag a pro mike.
All sounds awesome except for the white wall. Would be nice to find
interesting settings which make people think
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