One of the most-repeated jokes imagined the president's thoughts during the anniversary parade. He looks to the north, the story goes, and sees millions of unemployed workers. He looks to the south and sees millions of prostitutes. He looks to the east and sees the vast smuggling of goods and he looks to the west and sees ethnic rebellions. He looks to the sky and sees NATO bombs falling, then he looks down and finds himself surrounded by Falun Gong demonstrators intent on continuing their spiritual movement. Jiang walks to the Mao mausoleum to ask the Great Helmsman's advice. After hearing all the woes, Mao rises up from his crypt and says, "You'd better lie down here, I'll take charge." They weren't telling that -- __________________________****** *This was NOT attached by the Tao collective* Looking for radically new approaches to your internet? Check out the Tao "ten point platform": http://new.tao.ca/ Computing the revolution. Macdonald Stainsby --- from list [EMAIL PROTECTED] ---
