I like the George Carlin bit on Driving (I'll try from memory) "Have you ever noticed, when you're driving that all the people who are going SLOWER than you are are "Idiots!"? Have you? You IDIOT! Get out of the way! IDIOT! And, and all the people who drive faster than you are 'Maniacs". (Does the head move indicating someone just whoshing by) MANIAC! But you wont let someone drive the SAME speed as you will you? If they do, you'll speed up, or slow down. Whats he doing now, that JERK just hanging off my left side. Really, if you think about it, it’s a wonder there arent more accidents with all those IDIOTS, MANIACS and JERKS out there. (Apologies to George) -b
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