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> Cc: Jon Agne <jonag...@gwi.net> > Subject: Re: [MBZ] Joke du jour > > Precisely! Why do you think actuaries are so highly compensated. > > > > On Dec 17, 2016, at 7:09 PM, Curley McLain via Mercedes > <mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote: > > > > 4 gu

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A company posts a job for a new CFO. The list is whittled down to 3 guys. First guy comes in and the company president asks him how much is 2 + 2. He answers, "Well, that is clearly 4." President thanks him and says he can go. Second guy comes in, president asks him same question. Guy

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‎Curley sez: ‎> See "How to Lie with Statistics" by Huff.  ‎ PDF copy of said book.  ‎Please check the laws in your particular country

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Precisely! Why do you think actuaries are so highly compensated. > On Dec 17, 2016, at 7:09 PM, Curley McLain via Mercedes > wrote: > > 4 guys applied for a job requiring customers to be persuaded to buy by using > calculations and data presentation. > > A

[MBZ] Joke du jour

4 guys applied for a job requiring customers to be persuaded to buy by using calculations and data presentation. A mathematician, an engineer, an accountant, and a statistician were interviewed, one by one. The interviewer asked the mathematician how he would present the breakdown of US

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Heard this in the radidio this morning! It is illustrative of the brain power of the professional media (votes for (J)) people. media pro: "were the officers previously recognized?" Popo spokesman: "One had previously received a lifesaving award." Media pro: "What was that for?" popo

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er was funnier but also scarier. > >> > >> On Sat, Oct 1, 2016 at 12:42 PM, Fred Moir via Mercedes < > >> ___ > >> http://www.okiebenz.com > >> > >> To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ >

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Nothing to see here, someone released some of The Don's taxes, illegally, so that is the big story. Of course he did nothing wrong, completely legal, but he made money! Or lost money! And maybe didn't pay taxes, or maybe did, but trumptrumptrumptrump BTW tell me when you'll be at the

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Well all the SB on the media (clinton news network) about how squeaky clean Comey was raised suspicions with me. I had not seen these ties, but it is not at all surprising. That is the way the mob, Uh, I mean clintons, work. Dimitri via Mercedes October 2, 2016

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o: >> http://mail.okiebenz.com/mailman/listinfo/mercedes_okiebenz.com >> >> Fred Moir via Mercedes <mailto:mercedes@okiebenz.com> >> October 1, 2016 at 11:42 AM >> None! >> >> >> Fred Moir. >> Lynn MA. >> Diesel preferred. >> &

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Or priceLESS? W - Original Message - From: "Andrew Strasfogel via Mercedes" <mercedes@okiebenz.com> To: "Mercedes Discussion List" <mercedes@okiebenz.com> Cc: "Andrew Strasfogel" <astrasfo...@gmail.com> Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2016

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Did anyone watch SNL tonight? The opening skit with Alec Baldwin playing Trump and Kate McKinnon playing Hillary was just about price list. I almost wee weed my pants. On Oct 1, 2016 9:47 PM, "Curley McLain via Mercedes" wrote: > The undying respect of all us'n. > > Floyd

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The undying respect of all us'n. Floyd Thursby via Mercedes October 1, 2016 at 8:12 PM What do I win? --FT Floyd Thursby via Mercedes October 1, 2016 at 6:59 PM The Mob has a code of honor --FT Curley McLain

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edes@okiebenz.com> October 1, 2016 at 11:42 AM None! Fred Moir. Lynn MA. Diesel preferred. From: Mercedes <mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com> on behalf of Curley McLain via Mercedes <mercedes@okiebenz.com> Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29 To: Mercedes Discu

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iesel preferred. From: Mercedes <mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com> on behalf of Curley McLain via Mercedes <mercedes@okiebenz.com> Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29 To: Mercedes Discussion List Cc: Curley McLain Subject: [MBZ] Joke du jour Riddle,

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The Mob has a code of honor --FT On 10/1/16 7:49 PM, Curley McLain via Mercedes wrote: Get your entries in folks. So far, only four. One is close, but nobody has nailed it. October 1, 2016 at 7:29 AM Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh. What is the difference

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Get your entries in folks. So far, only four. One is close, but nobody has nailed it. October 1, 2016 at 7:29 AM Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh. What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation? I await your answers

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> > None! > > > > > > Fred Moir. > > Lynn MA. > > Diesel preferred. > > > > > > > > From: Mercedes <mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com> on behalf of Curley > McLain > > via Mercedes <mercedes@okiebenz.com

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un...@okiebenz.com> on behalf of Curley McLain > via Mercedes <mercedes@okiebenz.com> > Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29 > To: Mercedes Discussion List > Cc: Curley McLain > Subject: [MBZ] Joke du jour > > Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh. > > >

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None! Fred Moir. Lynn MA. Diesel preferred. From: Mercedes <mercedes-boun...@okiebenz.com> on behalf of Curley McLain via Mercedes <mercedes@okiebenz.com> Sent: 01 October 2016 12:29 To: Mercedes Discussion List Cc: Curley McLain Subject: [MBZ]

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Trump doesn't own any $$ to the Clinton Foundation? On Sat, Oct 1, 2016 at 8:29 AM, Curley McLain via Mercedes < mercedes@okiebenz.com> wrote: > Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh. > > > What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation? > > I await your

[MBZ] Joke du jour

Riddle, actually. But when you get it, you will laugh. What is the difference between the mob and the clinton foundation? I await your answers ___ http://www.okiebenz.com To search list archives http://www.okiebenz.com/archive/ To Unsubscribe or change